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It's the fact that they can't have sex that's so hot.
Have you ever looked up at the stars and thought, "The world is so big"?
Oh, you devil dog.
So, we know girls read the book because it makes them horny.
Seriously, I was like, "Why is your dad having sex with a messenger bag on?"
who falls in love with a Moorish princess, Fatima--
-Oh, but we shouldn't. -But we must.
[clears throat] Fatima, I worship you.
running down to the stables at this hour
Of course, pecorino.
I told some kid about that and he went on Shark Tank and made millions.
[stomach rumbles] Ooh, speaking of which...
Barbara, I must go,
Maybe you should stop eating scallops, Marty.
-The boy is a deviant. -I'm not allowed back in that greenhouse.
-[groans] -Look at me. Look at me.
Great. Okay.
I thought maybe we could...
This one! This is the one.
You know what the matter is? You are not Gustavo.
Whoo!
look at the size of your dad's balls.
How many times is he gonna walk by and not bring me more bread?
That is, of course, if it's all right with the class.
Did you guys see Jessi choking me out over there?
It won the Gerson Prize for historical fiction.
You know what I'm gonna do? Get a lawyer and sue that kid.
But other times we imagine a faceless dude
We're lucky men, Marty.
He looks like a sexy turtle.
But if you know nothing else, Fatima, know this:
-It's ice cream. -But you were eating it anyway?
-Do you mind? I'm reading. -Fine!
Oh, my God, have you read Doubting Andreas ?
-Why? -I'm trying to romance you.
Own it, bitch.
They really help with story.
Yeah, take a gander. It's yours, isn't it?
Are you trying to make me afraid of my own sexuality?
In a way, it's about everything around sex.