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-All right. -Okay, well, I'm gonna go now.
-Sometimes we think sex itself is sexy. -Great news.
-I'm telling you to masturbate. -Oh, okay.
-Excuse me? -Signal received.
Okay, thanks, that's it.
-Yes... -[groans]
According to Nick, girls are horny too.
Señorita. -Ooh!
[indistinct chatter]
I don't know. I know I like this,
That's true. Jay fucks his pillow.
Maybe it's time to get to know yourself.
-But you liked some of them. -I know!
Are you the patriarchy?
I'm going to sleep. Oh.
Shark Tank is making me nuts.
Cold scallops is how I got food poisoning in West Palm, remember?
-[both shouting] -Oh, my God, we did it!
Yes, but this red bra. [laughs]
I honestly wonder if he ever poops on his own balls.
What the hell? Why are you crying?
HEY GIRL HEY!
-Um... hello? -Hey, girl, hey!
[soft music plays]
Sometimes we think a smell is sexy,
Yeah, get that special sauce.
Jesus. Okay.
You have no idea what I want, you fucknut shitbag!
Yeah, I wasn't included in the drawing, but that's okay.
I had some questions re: The Rock of Gibraltar.
-Just as horny as guys, supposedly. -[Andrew chuckles]
-[gasps] -[Monster] Interesting. Yes!
I hate you.
She'll be grateful. I know if I was walking around
Go in for the kill.
which yearn to be plucked.