Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My God, you're right. Missy gets horny.

I don't mind reading so much. My book's pretty cool. Ask me about it.

I wanna credit you all night long.

Nailed it. I already read this. Why would I read something else?

-Sit on it, brother. -An airplane?

I don't know what you're up to, you little perv,

This is where you lose me. What's so hot about not having sex?

Well, I'm your genitals.

Hi Andrew, if you're finished with Doubting Andreas,

I'm surprised your dad's big ol' balls didn't show up.

No. Gustavo, please.

Oh, I'm not a history buff.

and he stole my intellectual property.

Oh, of course you are.

-Was that a signal? -I don't know. I'm very confused.

So, what, this is gonna be on The Office or Modern Family or what?

Jay is so gross.

No, listen, you will like this.

Go to... Marty?

This book makes them horny? It's just porn, then, right?

walking around with a baby in a Baby Bjorn, and that's sexy.

-I got it. -...just so he can visit Fatima,

What's the book about?

Please, Jessi, I have $28. I want to give it to you.

I just thought, when I get horny, I want somebody--

♪ But beware of the fall ♪

When Gustavo and Fatima are together I feel like I'm sitting on a fountain

-Ooh, I find everything sexual. -What about a chair?

Because it's all so overwhelming.

-That's a joke. -Oh, okay.

Mm-hm. There you go. That's it, baby.

-Lia told me. It turns them on. -[both] Huh?

Yeah, actually, re: almond oil,

who discovers another planet, and the church is mad.

Get this: girls are horny too.

Just get over here, all right?