Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-And it's Marty. -Go to him.

The horse? You're mad 'cause I'm not a horse.

But I'm not here to judge. I'm just here to watch.

Oh, you mean take a look in it?

This scallop man, he does not know how to treat a woman.

Who cares about everyone else?

It won the Gerson Prize for historical fiction.

Hey. Just wanted to let you know, I read you loud and clear.

I can't get 'em out of my mind.

Muchas gracias.

Oh, honey, buying a fancy bra won't make you look like these models.

Don't you remember the Jacuzzi jets?

-[laughs] What's up? -I was wondering when you'd---

What are you, bra shopping or what?

-It's always been you! -Shh, shh. I got this.

Ms. Razz can suck my historical dick-tion. [laughs]

But was it her fault that she craved a ride?

-See what I'm saying? -Look at that.

Really? The Rock of Gibraltar.

-Uh, you okay over there, Missy? -This book is... [stammers]

Mi amor, you look fantástica.

-Nick. -Ms. Razz, bored students,

-Books. Fuck! -Guys, I think I'm onto something.

-Who knew a kid could just join LinkedIn? -Not I. Now pull your pud.

Ah, the boy is asleep. What a kid.

And this part here is the actual vagina. [pops]

Look at you, you're Gustavo the horse.

Uh, okay, sure.

But I'm not letting my scallops get ice-cold.

He too creates a rudimentary astronomy lab.

-I don't think I do. -Me neither. She's an asshole.

Or like a million other incomprehensible things, you know what I mean?

It's like how people call all sparkling wine champagne,

♪ Into an object of envy and awe ♪

Hey, did you put my toilet seat idea on Facebook

-Does he kill hookers? -No, but he does perjure himself.

-No, no, that's impossible. -What's impossible?