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Not now, Mom. I'm working.
Everybody knows a crackhead boo boo these days
No! Stan Smith doesn't take help from anyone.
but those were just to wear while I was high.
Soup kitchen? No, no, no.
pink
so I'm working at a soup kitchen starting today.
[Thinking] Got to find a way to make some quick cash.
I kicked it for good.
I did it.
- I deserve that. - No, I'm sorry. I'm...
Ugh
and I've been stealing from all of you to support it.
Oh, good. Dad's home. Now, don't forget...
[Sighs, Sobs]
[Man On P.A.] We have the place surrounded. Come out with your hands up.
Mom, while we're here...
Crack. Isn't it time you see what all the fuss is about?
You're still on board, right?
and I'm here to tell you that you have my blessing.
Oh, my God, it's crack. Oh, my God.
That makes it my dinner.
Ten bucks- Ten bucks and you can slap me with it.
like David Hasselhoff trying to eat a hamburger.
[Sighs]
- Bye. - Oh.