Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doing with my local daytime Emmy?
I'm doing this on my own. No help from anyone.
When you see a dead frog
And as a gesture of goodwill, I'm gonna give you another hostage.
- [Siren Blaring] - [Groans]
With my eyes closed, I feel the bear's wet nose on my cheek.
# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]
Mama's gonna get some food stamps...
That's what I say every time I wear the plunger penis.
- [Bones Crack] - [Gasps]
Also, you should take a spin on my boat.
Okay, this is okay.
How About You Throw A Little Ding-A-Dong-Ding-Ding Ol' Crackhead Boo Boo's Way? Not now mom I'm working !!
Ugh Damnit
[Sobbing] Look what you've done.
[Sighs]
We're gonna get your husband out of there.
Oh, my God!
- It's hurting the family. - I had a sure thing, old man!
[Groans]
- Did you pay my bail yet? - Oh, no. [Sneezes]
You'll have to find something else to spill...
No, no. I will be as soon as this pervert pays me.
so you can get the Milk Duds you need.
Oh, come on. He's a friendly guy.
Okay. Janine? Janine?
POV YOU TOOK YOUR 1ST HIT OF WEED (It's a gateway drug)
[Sneezes] Hmm.
- What? But they're- - Take your shot!
I'm straight thin, but I'm gay fat
- Now let me go or I'll kill the gay news team. - [Both Gasp]