Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[woman] Here we go.

- Why? - What do you mean, "Why?"

Fucking actresses.

♪ If he ever hurts you ♪

Why? Because my dad was a high school science teacher

and can you follow basic direction?

She's 85, and she only speaks Hindi.

♪ Someday love will find you ♪

- [gasps] - There's an audition. I'm not running it.

- Your eyes are closed. - That's what happens when you blow.

I've got $83 in my bank account, and I'm waitressing all weekend.

- Hi, Cherry. - Hey, baby.

- Here. - Look at you. You're like the parade.

Getting pregnant and written off that show,

- Yeah. - All right, for those remaining,

- Debbie. - What?

Haven't I done time enough? Haven't I served my term?

cunt punches, shrinky dinks.

Give me my keys! I don't care about the purse!

♪ And victory is mine ♪

- I took that seriously. - No, no. Climb out. Go.

Lost three pounds, though. Fat fuck.

Someone I haven't seen. I want a girl who's real."

As opposed to what?

[women chattering and laughing]

[Journey's "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" playing]

Sorry. That's...

Weighing in... at a hundred and...

[instructor] And squeeze.

I've done a bunch of plays in Omaha,

Or... Sorry, are you... Are you hiring actors

Can't see your number... Bye.