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You've seen my stunts. I can kick. I can punch.
No!
Go ahead.
[Salty] Next!
You stole.
Yeah. Come on.
Ruth, are you okay?
This isn't normal behavior for me. [sighs]
♪ Mighty real ♪
♪ Got to shake it up now ♪
It has to be something.
♪ I feel the beat call your name ♪
Can't I apply... for a pardon?
All right, go ahead.
- Yeah. - [Sam] Okay, good.
You read the man's part on purpose, didn't you?
If you ever accost me in the bathroom again...
[sniffles, clears throat]
♪ Shooting at the walls of heartache Bang, bang ♪
This is not a movie.
Husband-fucker!
♪ Oh, oh ♪
It was...
♪ If we can't go on To survive the tide ♪
You see that name on my door?
How long must this... go on?
You want me to take him for you?
[stammers] Get your own... Stop! No!
My dad's Goliath Jackson.
[grunting]
It's the better part.
"I'm Coming For You, Hep Cat."
- Next. - Wow.
Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins.
And then they put me in the year-long coma.
[both moaning]
♪ I still love you, girl ♪
[sighs]
So, what are you, like a...
[sighs] Let's not... Don't... Please, can we not use those words?
Want it.
[Sam] You heard him.
Ruth.
Hair pulling?
Or 'cause I don't like your face, or your ass.
I think we both took advantage of that.
She'll feed him Funyuns and Fresca and government conspiracies.