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I just want to say that makes me the luckiest man
Oohh, yeah.
Yep, we're gonna score.
Yeah, yeah, really. "You have no oxygen."
We just need to get through here so we can score.
Shut up, Butt-Head.
Whatever they are,
MS-13?
The people in there want you dead.
Oh, just you know, like, listening you know,
Humorous, quite jocular.
Let's point it at the sun.
I guess I never really had anybody, you know, like to
that, um, the explosions were really cool.
to the Pecos county rest stop.
for 24 years.
Highland Texas.
this will be beavis and butthead graphics in 2013
Uh, because, milady,
and we don't have to worry about the police.
She said she doesn't understand you,
Remember, Butt-Head, it's gonna go backwards like before.
but do it for real?
Heh-heh.
You have mere seconds to enter the portal.
Greetings, Wayne and Lucien. We are the Cramp Gods.
I had a conversation with this chick one time.
we could go have a taco...
Heh-heh-heh. Hmhm-hm-heh.
for a couple, but... Beavis, you son of a whore.
across time and space.
what science fair?
Here's the plan.
Aah!
then you don't know what love is.
causing an international incident with Russia.
Beavis, you can't do anything right.
Uh, I like those guys.
TP! TP! TP!
Heh-heh.
Deben den deen deen doon
Only by the two of you entering this portal
in the poorly renovated half bathroom.
Uh, Serena?
Cool Cool
They died in '98?
Uh, where's the remote?
Yeah, what's that?
Any of you ladies want to join the party?
Stand by to take down Cornholio.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And something came through it...
The image originates from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Christmas Who?," first aired on December 6th, 2000. After SpongeBob's hopes of an undersea Christmas are shattered by Squidward, he is made to pose for a picture in front of his coral Christmas tree, leading to the exaggerated, tearful photo
You're always calling her a slut.
so I'm just gonna get right to it.
- I don't understand butthole. - Leave us alone!
You said "mount," Smart Beavis.
Look, are you sure you don't want
She's never lied to us before.
I am Cornholio!
certain I would die.
Damn it!
Because Butt-Head's mom said he died of syphilis.
You better not be talking to Serena in there
Heh heh heh. That was cool.
but instead lived your lives these past 24 years.
♪ I'm a hustla hustla ♪
Nothing to worry about, I guess.
Albert Einstein and Nathan Rosen theorized
Beavis, you've just crossed a line.
Like thi... ahh!
Guilty as charged, heh, you know what I'm saying?
Oh.
to observe the black hole in '98... damn it!
And apparently they have the ability
Whoa! Fire! Fire!
Until then, do you wanna see something amazing?
Who is this?
Listen, one of our dipshit college
Uh, they're books.
Woodson Street is right up ahead.
No version of Beavis and Butt-Head has ever scored.
waiting to hear your story.
my reaction to metalocalypse
Shut up, Butt-Head, come on.
and it came back that they died in 1998.
Dick Whack.
Enough!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not too bad, really.
Let’s Burn it Down
I know this can be an emotional decision
I don't care about your turds, Beavis.
There's no smart home system, if that's what you mean.
Shit.
She said ate ass.
there's something I need to tell you.
helps a lot.
Whoa!
So why don't you just pay with your phone?
in the very fabric of the universe, or wormholes,
"Touched by an Angel," and it made me think.
Heh heh heh.
tell anyone what happened, and they gave us
Could your assistant get me some ice as well?
she would tell him these words:
- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh heh heh heh.
No, you hold like this and look here.
Hee hee hee hee.
on a bus back to where they came from.
Commence docking sequence.
Hmm. Well, I will be damned.
Yeah, I'll do it.
But other than that, these two are a reminder
And that butthole.
Prepare the extraction team.
What?
to wipe people's memories.
Yeah, yeah, heh-heh, yeah.
Okay, we're not getting anywhere.
Wow, that is, surprisingly,
Jig jig jig jig jig jig
Fire! Fire! Fire!
See? They're doing great.
Oh, hello. I'm Butt-Head.