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You really brought your A-game today, Beavis.
beavis an d butthead
As long as you're in the state of Texas, Special Agent,
Heh-heh-hm-hm-heh.
for reasons of national security.
We must hasten to the...
Now let's put our hands in.
Here. I'll show you, what's your password?
Hey, you guys have to see this.
in the space program again.
Uh, oh.
Yeah, again, probably just
I'm gonna tear your head off and...
But whoever it was is going to be fine.
And I don't know who you two freaks are
So would it have to be both of you?
and then... and then I'd wake up
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
- Ah, ah! - Ugh!
You just wanted to have sex with me.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
You better be.
Let’s all go home !!! Except JOANNE
Yeah, spider webs kick ass. Yeah.
Yes, an infinite amount.
Heh-heh.
But you may call us Smart Beavis
Heh-heh.
For you, Smart Beavis, are the first among us to score.
Happens to me. Never happened to you?
We were arguing whether they're aliens
Im not Goni s*t beviris
I am appfolio!
And they're right.
2, 1, lift-off.
- Ha. - I want you to have it.
Also I was thinking we might score.
And fire. Heh heh heh.
Beavis, you dumb-ass. Didn't you hear?
And instead, all we get is books!
We're a team. Yep.
Is that, like, part of America or something?
have done what you're about to do?
Hm-hm-hm-heh-heh. Yeah, that was cool.
to Shirley Beavis when her son died in space.
We just outsmarted that son of a bitch.
Oohh, yeah!
in the world.
in all the cosmos,
We automatically assume we can take what we want
What do we have to lose? Nothing, I don't think.
We don't need you
Whoa. Anything?
Yeah, like a wiener, or a schlong.
telescope to the Mir space station
And then, you know, just, heh, see you later.
I am appfolio!
Okay okay.
or how you're mixed up in this, but I'm gonna find out.
I wanna volunteer my wiener.
Or Arcturus Six.
Amusing and incongruous.
Heh heh heh heh.
and dock the actual space shuttle
And then, after she blew
Two at-risk youths turned astronauts?
Cool. Heh heh heh heh.
Whoa, Butt-Head, look, a garbage disposal.
and I'll be thankful for the rest of my life.
as part of my new "Soft on Crime" initiative.
Yeah, where's the TV?
Heh-heh.
We're gonna be the first ones.
But no matter. At great personal expense,
which is that...
without food or water.
Dont make this No
and unlock the potential of these two at-risk youths?
Boi-oi-oi-oing!
Hah!
Hole.
Aah!
Whoa, Beavis. Look, it's Serena.
It's a butthole.
Aah! Turd!
And she gave us this bracelet to seal the deal.
- Did we win the science fair? - Even better, Beavis.
But today, my dream will come true.
until the last five minutes or so,
Go ahead, Beavis.
- He said "touched." - Heh heh heh.
Perhaps the two beings share one brain.
While we are the smartest Beavis and Butt-Head
Notre Dame is losing to Alabama 17-10.
Heh-heh. Serena?
I'm going to turn things over to Officer Hartson now
Ah! Ugh!
Beavis, you're a dumb-ass.
Maybe I misjudged you two.
But that's a police car.
*The Boys (2019) is on the phone* Uhhh....This show is pretty good! It's just these superpowered individuals who work for a secret government organization
First you need to set up the Home app.
So what will it take to keep you quiet?
She said watch me through the window
Are you ready to do it?
Beavis: What's going on?
But I can see how it would it be quite
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to eight weeks of Space Camp.
Come on, Butt-Head!
If I want it I'll get it my luv... That's just how it's gotta go
Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
Whoa, we just paid for that with this?
First of all... oh. Hello!
Ate ass.
But I chose you for this mission.
Please rise.
to believe we would get first dibs.
It's almost like they have an unhealthy
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's gonna be good, yeah.
Something sucks. Oh, boy. Heh heh.
There she is!
is making me curious.
Ow! Heh. Ow! Heh.
Hello?
Wait a minute.