Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He doesn't want us to score.

Because Daddy's connections got you into college

Damn it, Beavis, are you talking to Serena?

I don't understand spanking my monkey.

as a secondary backup in case of mechanical failure.

Our little dance of seduction is now complete.

Damn it, that's not a phone.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know, get it?

Because it belonged to the mother of one of these

*mr. pickles (2013) is on phone* uh, this show sucks! it's just this dog killing innocent people for no reason

Uh, send up 100 more orders of nachos.

has two meanings for that word, yes.

Huh huh, you said bono

Now Serena, I've been on a long journey

What is it, Hartson?

Hm-hm-heh-heh-heh. Ate ass, hehheh.

you wouldn't believe. Something bigger, yeah.

everything we've ever known,

Where could they have gone?

"Wuh-heh-heh." Shut up, ButtHead!

Are you shitting me?

Heh. Do you have any bigger TVs?

You want those two to go up in space

It started out as a simple request for toilet paper,

I wouldn't say no to anything at this point.

♪ Tell me one thing more before I go ♪

But I don't care.

- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-hm-hm-heh.

I'll volunteer too.

- Oohh, yeah. - Whoa!

Yeah, sometimes the Taco Bell has a Pizza Hut.

a very difficult docking maneuver.

because it sorta puts me in a tricky position

Aah! Ow! Heh... ow!

Would you like me to help you set up your home?

♪ I pack an 11 ♪

We have to have sex in here. Hehheh-heh.

out of proteinaceous spider silk.

I've never seen one of those before.

You're gonna have to practice doing this a lot.

Hey, Beavis was driving.

We don't have to worry about getting stopped by the police.

Which one of you guys does tattoos?

Uh, I don't mind the handcuffs, but like,

There's a stop sign, Butt-Head.

Heh, heh, yeah, heh.

Yes, their primitive language

You must enter this portal before it closes in two days,

Now let's go score before I change my mind.

My reaction to pinky malinky

I found a coupon in the car for Taco Bell.

You're the one who drove her away.

Or I was thinking maybe we could...

My reaction to Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island:

exactly the way it was.

I demand TP, I demand TP!

Oh, yeah, I fell in love with it too.

And then we're going to put those two boys

Your trip will take 167 hours.

Yeah, and fire, heh, yeah, fire, heh.

Yeah, I've been hanging on to it too.

Now fly to the portal, fly.

Damn it, I can't see it.

- It's kinda dark. - Let me help you there.

going-to-jail-wise.

It's the Venezuelans or Al-Qaeda.

Are you here to destroy me?

Well, that concludes your training.

And these days, well,

Satirical comment on the times.

And you went to jail.

What's wrong with that guy?

♪ I see it's true ♪

We are you, from what your primitive planet

where we're going to have to execute

I've wanted to do this my whole life,

So what do you think?

Pikabobobo Bebe

This kicks ass.

I'm tired of this crap.

and I've never said this

McCabe. Inspection now.

Are you ready to do it?

She probably told you about us.

We're all on the same team.

single-minded obsession with it.

I'll know more when I dissect their mouthparts.

Drinking my own urine.

The greatest story ever told.

Uh... it's a little game she's playing.

It says Johnson.

that we still have a long, hard road ahead of us.

Where is she? Damn it, Beavis,

You could have saved the universe and maybe learned

You know what, we don't have time for this.

since you were a little girl staring up at the stars.

♪ Cr-cr-crack crack crack crack crack ♪

He did the most dangerous thing you can do in this place.

This is a classic example of white privilege.

Let's go kill those boys, huh?

Or tell you why they were here?

- Heh heh - Heh heh heh.

where are all dildos

He said butt munch.

Well, the current owner bought the property to flip.

Let me give you the tour.

Beavis and butthead