Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because Daddy's connections got you into college

So what do you think?

Beavis and butthead

You know, get it?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hm-hm-heh-heh-heh. Ate ass, hehheh.

that we still have a long, hard road ahead of us.

I've never seen one of those before.

Or tell you why they were here?

McCabe. Inspection now.

Let's go kill those boys, huh?

Or I was thinking maybe we could...

exactly the way it was.

- It's kinda dark. - Let me help you there.

Huh huh, you said bono

My reaction to pinky malinky

*mr. pickles (2013) is on phone* uh, this show sucks! it's just this dog killing innocent people for no reason

And then we're going to put those two boys

Would you like me to help you set up your home?

"Wuh-heh-heh." Shut up, ButtHead!

a very difficult docking maneuver.

Yeah, sometimes the Taco Bell has a Pizza Hut.

Let me give you the tour.

and I've never said this

Damn it, that's not a phone.

Where is she? Damn it, Beavis,

Heh. Do you have any bigger TVs?

It's the Venezuelans or Al-Qaeda.

♪ Tell me one thing more before I go ♪

You could have saved the universe and maybe learned

It started out as a simple request for toilet paper,

- Heh heh - Heh heh heh.

single-minded obsession with it.

where are all dildos

He said butt munch.

Because it belonged to the mother of one of these

Your trip will take 167 hours.

We have to have sex in here. Hehheh-heh.

Now let's go score before I change my mind.

I'll volunteer too.

Yes, their primitive language

since you were a little girl staring up at the stars.

you wouldn't believe. Something bigger, yeah.

where we're going to have to execute

We are you, from what your primitive planet

Well, that concludes your training.

The greatest story ever told.

Damn it, I can't see it.

Are you ready to do it?

It says Johnson.

as a secondary backup in case of mechanical failure.

And you went to jail.

I wouldn't say no to anything at this point.

I'm tired of this crap.

You're the one who drove her away.

♪ I see it's true ♪

Uh, send up 100 more orders of nachos.

He did the most dangerous thing you can do in this place.

I demand TP, I demand TP!

Aah! Ow! Heh... ow!

He doesn't want us to score.

This kicks ass.

- Oohh, yeah. - Whoa!

You want those two to go up in space

I've wanted to do this my whole life,

I don't understand spanking my monkey.

Yeah, and fire, heh, yeah, fire, heh.

You're gonna have to practice doing this a lot.

We're all on the same team.

Now Serena, I've been on a long journey

Where could they have gone?

because it sorta puts me in a tricky position

out of proteinaceous spider silk.

has two meanings for that word, yes.

My reaction to Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island:

going-to-jail-wise.

Drinking my own urine.

You must enter this portal before it closes in two days,

♪ I pack an 11 ♪

We don't have to worry about getting stopped by the police.

Damn it, Beavis, are you talking to Serena?

Uh... it's a little game she's playing.

Well, the current owner bought the property to flip.

Yeah, I've been hanging on to it too.

This is a classic example of white privilege.

You know what, we don't have time for this.

Uh, I don't mind the handcuffs, but like,

Pikabobobo Bebe

- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-hm-hm-heh.

Hey, Beavis was driving.

Are you here to destroy me?

Satirical comment on the times.

Now fly to the portal, fly.

Oh, yeah, I fell in love with it too.

Heh, heh, yeah, heh.

Our little dance of seduction is now complete.

She probably told you about us.

I'll know more when I dissect their mouthparts.

And these days, well,

Which one of you guys does tattoos?

What is it, Hartson?

There's a stop sign, Butt-Head.

What's wrong with that guy?

I found a coupon in the car for Taco Bell.

But I don't care.

everything we've ever known,

♪ Cr-cr-crack crack crack crack crack ♪

Are you shitting me?