Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I never thought it would really happen,

The car is going backwards, Butt-Head.

I need TP for my bunghole!

And now, I know you mean you've been masturbating.

by hiding in a suitcase at the foot of the bed.

I think that guy said the keys are in the green car.

is down there on that beautiful blue marble.

Tastes weird. Kinda salty.

I have a gigantic schlong. I hope that's okay.

Where the hell are Beavis and Butt-Head?

We never found out who

I'm gonna get out of here, and don't follow me.

They wanted us to find this.

that, um, heh, I don't remember.

I don't see it, where?

If I can just get...

♪ Tell my how am I supposed to live without you ♪

Yeah, they're disrespecting us.

Uh, never mind, never mind.

It is our nation's highest priority to find it.

I can't unlock the door.

How can I help you?

fulfilling all the dreams you ever had

where you never went through the black hole

That is true in every reality.

Whoa! Um, Butt-Head?

You know, that's really thoughtful of her,

Or something, and, um, heh.

in absolute terms, we're still not so bright.

- Ugh. - Damn it.

To me, the most exciting part is re-entry.

Yes, yes, the door, yes.

from Space Camp... They're phenomenal!

It was right there behind the Classics department.

They always come with a message.

♪ I get you sum cooka ♪

I'm the toughest judge in the state.

you know, like, either way,

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 smarties

Ow! Somebody hit us!

He's scored every day for... for 24 years.

Wormhole? Uh-heh-heh.

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng

And don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce,

For years, I have watched you from afar

Uh, let's open them up and start over again.

Are you sure about this?

I have to go back in there before they get suspicious,

Heh-heh-heh, and I give it to you.

Um, so um, I know you probably like Butt-Head more,

Of course not, because you don't need to.

Yeah, I didn't actually get to eat any...

*the stranger things episode The Piggyback is on the phone* uhhh...this episode sucks! they killed off eddie yet let steve, the necrophiliac rapist murderer live

Well, don't follow me.

- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-heh-heh.

They're brilliant.

Um, we're here for Serena.

She went totally...

♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪

I don't sound like that.

because the records were lost when the gym burned down.

and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.

We're subverting the existing paradigm.

when he sees that car and we're not in it.

Hello, Governor. It appears we each have

It's the Feds. They're on this too.

we did measurements

Hurry, you haven't but much time.

Yeah, she really knows how to build the anticipation.

It's all so simple.

- Oh! - Whoa...

to sacrifice themselves.

I did not say ate ass.

Uh, what did you do to our house?

We've created many interesting props and you can watch it on paramount+ to see them in detail.

Complete renovation.

Heh heh heh heh.

Aight, here's a leaked storyboard for Dieter and Enrique: Bigger Longer and uncut, where dieter and enrique do heroin and they hallucinate paul and zagreus having a hot steamy threeway with bella

♪ Got a handful of stacks ♪

You're sitting too close to me.

Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?

Heh-heh-heh. Hm, yeah, heh, oh, yeah.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You're disgusting, Beavis.

my reaction to dopesick

you son of a bitch!

This is your quest.

the responsibility lies with me.

through the portal, entranced by your beauty,

But they felt it was the right thing to do,

- Whoa! - Yeah!

- Ugh! - ♪ You busta customer ♪

with all your wuss feelings talk.

Guess I have to do everything myself.

We copy, Houston.

You cannot imprison the almighty bunghole!

Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

♪ I clap at your reverend ♪

*Metalocalypse is on phone* Uhh......This show sucks. It's just this homophobic metal band killing people and sending death threats

- Heh heh heh. - And, um,

Whoa, Beavis. You're not gonna believe this.

is when white people, particularly men,

you damaged the delicate structure of the cosmos.

They could be anywhere.

What's your name?

- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh. Heh.

Let's get moving, Beavis.

Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

Why did you not go through the portal before?

Thank you, ma'am.

I know you're thinking, "I need an expensive scalpel,"

won that trip to space camp,

And I just want to say that I also love, um,

How would you guys like to do that,

Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.

You can't score with these things on.

We had to eat flight specialist Jung.

You have wood, son.

Dice? Heh-heh-heh.

Did they say anything about me?

- Yeah. - Heh heh heh.

Well, Serena, um, do you wanna like just do it right now?

Right kill them. Yep. Mm-hmm, no, that's what I meant.

We're gonna score!