Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Heh-heh-heh. - Hm-heh-heh.

She went totally...

you know, like, either way,

but I never thought it would really happen,

It is our nation's highest priority to find it.

This is your quest.

♪ Tell my how am I supposed to live without you ♪

Where the hell are Beavis and Butt-Head?

*Metalocalypse is on phone* Uhh......This show sucks. It's just this homophobic metal band killing people and sending death threats

- Whoa! - Yeah!

Whoa! Um, Butt-Head?

I have to go back in there before they get suspicious,

where you never went through the black hole

- Oh! - Whoa...

Heh-heh-heh, and I give it to you.

with all your wuss feelings talk.

Or something, and, um, heh.

to sacrifice themselves.

Well, Serena, um, do you wanna like just do it right now?

I think that guy said the keys are in the green car.

They wanted us to find this.

And don't skimp on the nacho cheese sauce,

We've created many interesting props and you can watch it on paramount+ to see them in detail.

Guess I have to do everything myself.

we did measurements

Of course not, because you don't need to.

that, um, heh, I don't remember.

They're brilliant.

They always come with a message.

and he's always trying to kick my ass for no reason.

won that trip to space camp,

- Ugh! - ♪ You busta customer ♪

- Ugh. - Damn it.

To me, the most exciting part is re-entry.

when he sees that car and we're not in it.

You're disgusting, Beavis.

Are you sure about this?

*the stranger things episode The Piggyback is on the phone* uhhh...this episode sucks! they killed off eddie yet let steve, the necrophiliac rapist murderer live

He's scored every day for... for 24 years.

♪ I clap at your reverend ♪

It was right there behind the Classics department.

Right kill them. Yep. Mm-hmm, no, that's what I meant.

♪ Got a handful of stacks ♪

I know you're thinking, "I need an expensive scalpel,"

Heh heh heh heh.

Tastes weird. Kinda salty.

And now, I know you mean you've been masturbating.

I don't sound like that.

- Heh heh heh heh. - Heh. Heh.

Uh, let's open them up and start over again.

Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?

You have wood, son.

Wormhole? Uh-heh-heh.

Yeah, I didn't actually get to eat any...

by hiding in a suitcase at the foot of the bed.

I did not say ate ass.

the responsibility lies with me.

Uh, what did you do to our house?

Um, we're here for Serena.

How would you guys like to do that,

fulfilling all the dreams you ever had

Well, don't follow me.

from Space Camp... They're phenomenal!

you damaged the delicate structure of the cosmos.

Did they say anything about me?

Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.

is when white people, particularly men,

You can't score with these things on.

We're subverting the existing paradigm.

Ow! Somebody hit us!

I'm gonna get out of here, and don't follow me.

Uh, never mind, never mind.

♪ I get you sum cooka ♪

The car is going backwards, Butt-Head.

I don't see it, where?

Yeah, she really knows how to build the anticipation.

And I just want to say that I also love, um,

in absolute terms, we're still not so bright.

How can I help you?

We copy, Houston.

Yes, yes, the door, yes.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

We never found out who

We're gonna score!

You're sitting too close to me.

because the records were lost when the gym burned down.

If I can just get...

We had to eat flight specialist Jung.

I'm the toughest judge in the state.

Why did you not go through the portal before?

Let's get moving, Beavis.

It's the Feds. They're on this too.

What's your name?

You cannot imprison the almighty bunghole!

Aight, here's a leaked storyboard for Dieter and Enrique: Bigger Longer and uncut, where dieter and enrique do heroin and they hallucinate paul and zagreus having a hot steamy threeway with bella

my reaction to dopesick

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 smarties

Um, so um, I know you probably like Butt-Head more,

- Heh heh heh. - And, um,

♪ I make it rain, I make it rain ♪

It's all so simple.

I can't unlock the door.

I need TP for my bunghole!

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng-ng

Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

you son of a bitch!

through the portal, entranced by your beauty,

That is true in every reality.

You know, that's really thoughtful of her,

Yeah, they're disrespecting us.

Hello, Governor. It appears we each have

I have a gigantic schlong. I hope that's okay.

Heh-heh-heh. Hm, yeah, heh, oh, yeah.

For years, I have watched you from afar

But they felt it was the right thing to do,

is down there on that beautiful blue marble.

Whoa, Beavis. You're not gonna believe this.

Complete renovation.

Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

Hurry, you haven't but much time.

Thank you, ma'am.

Dice? Heh-heh-heh.

- Yeah. - Heh heh heh.

They could be anywhere.