Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's sweet and rich and a geropsychologist.
Look at me!
Salt your hair and burn this photo of yourself.
You? - Some ups, some downs.
- That's one brave parakeet.
[creature snarls]
Huh?
- 13 years preparing for the day
Hey, does this hurt? - Goodbye!
But I just got to be patient, you know?
- Ah! - Oh, it's a freaky new girl.
is he a dad or just a cool friend?
to be someone else for six goddamn months.
and he invited me to my first party.
[epic music]
- I have a gut feeling I'll be okay.
[gunshot] - [screeches]
- Get it, girl.
These asshats are mercenaries hired to dispose of demons.
thou shall be cast into...
My mom doesn't give two shits about me.
- Oh, you better choose your next words carefully.
No more running.
- Ooh.
- Take it all! [screams]
I can't stand another minute with you.
If I agree to do that, can I get a ride
You want to talk about desperation?
I'm bringing frosé.
and put an end to your father's plan.
- I'm gonna look like I'm dead, okay?
[gasps]
Now keep your hand up if you knew this day was coming.
- He was the best of us, but we must move on.
Oh, but that should come in handy tonight
to watch the life drain from your hideous eyes
You hear that drippy drip?
- Oh, you're right, Mother. You do know best.
[clears throat]
By the power of Hephzibah,
- God! Everything you ever told me is a lie.