Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IRWIN: Good luck. LAURA: Shut up, Irwin.

- See you tomorrow!

- No, no, no, no, no. No dick hole.

- Gross-ass parents. They don't care about me.

Your magic jizz ruined my life. You're lucky I didn't kill it.

Damn, that's what I should have said to her.

- Just wanted to let you know that I left some sanitary pads

but I want to get to know you, but slowly,

- What the f&@k?

You don't know anything... CHRISSY: Let go of me!

♪ Just use the one talent ♪

- Please don't.

- "We"? Fuck you.

Whew, you're lucky your mom's got the reflexes

'cause I'm about to hit that!

- Bullies? Did they hurt you, Christina?

STUDENT: Hey, heads up!

he's gonna love this

of a goddamn cheetah.

Boy, did we have a meet-weird, right?

Head smash. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, hi. [chuckles]

[tires screeching] - [gasps]

- Ah--[farts] - [laughs]

a homing device for the Prince of Darkness.

Is she still an alcoholic? - Huh?

♪ Your talents are few ♪

PARTY GUEST 5: Who gives a shit?

I thought that was pretty cool.

[groans] What the hell?

- Oh, it is creepy when you come out

You got about as much chance of laying a finger on me as--

- You banged the Devil