Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Real estate inspector. How about yourself?

That's sort of how I had you,

A toast to my parents for fucking me up, huh?

and you're his mortal conduit to Earth,

PARTY GUEST 3: Push your way to the front.

- Nah, dude. That's no dookie.

which makes me want to punch a hole in my face.

- Chrissy! Wow, you made it.

- Oh, you wouldn't last a day in the real world without me.

wait, what? - Look, she doesn't get you.

for 13 years. CHRISSY: Fuck this.

The time has come for me to thwart Satan's fiendish plan

so everyone can watch you bleed.

What a fucking joke.

- I think her mother killed him.

Kiss her ass, or I'll slaughter your children.

IRWIN: I never thought I'd hear

you can bet it won't

Got all the time in the world.

Your dad is the Devil,

holding the ceremonial knife with this Antichrist--

Now, let's gut this child

- I purge the world of demonic forces

The black hole has arrived.

Whoa! LAURA: I will not learn

Because if they did, I swear to God--

You're new here, right? CHRISSY: Uh-huh.

to kill the Devil and get my daughter,

- Oh, my dad sent you?

- So if I call the shots,

that this hole will suck forever.

STUDENT 1: Girls don't poo-poo, dumbass.

- Ah, there it is. - What?

- I will get my revenge. You shall pay!

Yep, it was, unless you count the explosion of flavor

Piss quick. Your pants are on fire.

[gunshot] [crowd gasping]

♪ Be thankful you're you ♪