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Snake with Arms, a round of something spicy.
- Ha! - You left so quickly
- There's only so far I'll go for you, Laura.
F is for flirt
you sent said you'd be down
- You feeling better? - Better than better.
- Course she named you that.
[both grunt]
and to consenting to join as sire and seed,
Oh, God, what do you make of this thing, huh?
- [growls] - Fuck you.
STUDENT 2: You called her Bloody Mary
and wear her entrails as a scarf.
last night.
You answer your own phone?
You'll need a needle for that one, Christina.
Men have taken so much from women already.
[plops wetly]
Holy shit, that was painful.
- You're a bitch!
[suspenseful music]
You made me better, okay?
- First, you must agree to see your father.
and I need you to watch my body while I'm gone.
[screams]
- Uh-- [groans]
[gulps, burps]
- What? - Mom!
Now, we're having fun.
because I think it's pretty great you were born.
You're just a vessel. CHRISSY: Hello?
[groaning]
Tell me. - Stop it!
[clucking]
- I'm Bennigan, resident self-appointed school greeter.
STUDENT 1: Come on, get in here.
Rake leaves? Start book clubs?
It's called Maximus Dawnus.
- [snarls]
Oh, no. Please grab it.
DEVIL: No, not yet.
- [chuckles awkwardly]
and we basically have the same job.
It'll be like an anarchistic socialist utopia.
- Well, if I had a wish, I'd cancel your wish
♪ On you he bestowed ♪
[cows moo, plop]
If this works... DARLENE: Oh, wow.
for the supreme pontiff of the universal church.