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But otherwise, a great day.
begging for a little girl to sign his stupid pact
Biblical or the media?
I'll call you when the child is dead.
- You bulked up-- in a good way, in a good way.
Fire it up, baby!
Speaking of spicy, how's your mom?
- [shouting incantation]
No, I made my first friend, and he's a boy,
REPORTER 1: Authorities have no details
Where have you been my whole life?
- No one tells Mama what to do.
You goofy rascal.
♪ Without anybody else's help ♪
- Let's stop measuring dicks
- [screams] - Oh, my gosh!
- Oil of Abramelin
[emotionally] Wow, sorry.
like between a finger twitch and a bowel release.
[Laura screaming]
in the middle of a school year
- Gotcha, little one. [chuckles]
PARTY GUEST 2: Is it, like, cloak season or something?
Oh, and hey, that thing I said about my life being ruined,
Oh, a girl.
Actually, I don't care about anything.
- Ew! Can everyone please stop talking about my period?
[cheering]
[thunder rumbling]
i should have sex girls because i am sexy.
PARTY GUEST 6: And one vagina!
- Say hi to the world, Bloody Mary.
at the abandoned Taco Chateau on Concord Pike.
- I'm walking the rest of the way.
- Dad, stop! - You're nothing special.
- She fucked a lamp once. - I'm not interested--
Assume everyone is a murderer until proven otherwise!
Wait, hold on, you'll like this man suit better.
Oh, hey, did you get in touch
- We're like The Incredibles but gross.
STUDENT: Nerds!
CHRISSY: Ah! LAURA: Come on.
[gunshot] HENCHMAN 2: Ow!
[laughter]
Here, here.
- That would not be an issue.
known to Bible-y types as the Antichrist.
The Pope.
My parents are here.
- Slay, honey. [trills]
- Proud of you! - Hey, let's have a drink.
It's what [shriek] would have wanted.
I'm not a proponent of violence,
I cannot deal with those fucking hippies.