Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now let's go smash some shit that makes a difference.

[both grunting]

You should be planting roots, doing normal teen things.

"so you're saying a black hole's the reason

- Okay. I agree to see my father.

- Probably shouldn't have eaten that block of cheese

I know, now you're thinking,

STUDENT 3: Is that a new girl?

birthday after-party

And when we carry it out together,

It's like, you stand here

See you at the bottom of the hill tomorrow, new girl.

to make that promise,

Does anyone even hear me?

Mind if I share this locker with you?

BEN: Aah, his legs!

- Yes. - Sweet.

We're packing, then leaving. - Get off of me.

Think port authority,

♪ But I'm already invisible enough ♪

- I lied to protect you, and I don't regret it for a second.

goat's horn shoved up his dick!

The last 13 years of my life,

Johnny Test! Johnny Test! This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test Time to watch Johnny Test. Johnny Test is one of my favorite things to watch.

- Get off of me! - Let me feel them!

your husband's been cheating on you for three years?"

- Yeah. CHRISSY: Oh, you knew!

We look to the future, and in our future,

- I don't control the lighting in here.

I'll see you at the party.

no, it was just that one explosion.

Oh, and you use it for storage.

Thoughts? - Yeah, I've got thoughts.

- So there's, like, this party tonight

- Smoke if you got 'em.

- New girl is spicing this party up.

- And I'm like, "Oh, okay, Rhonda,

- I'm supposed to accept that you had sex with Satan,

- I believe this 30-legged friendly centipede is yours.

and you actually want a daughter,

the dastardly duo

- Okay, they're dead, yes,

[gunshot] [clucks]

My mom left my awesome dad for a nerd.

I'm not Dracula. I'm the goddamn Devil.

PARTY GUEST: If my parents ever show up to a party,