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- Get your hands off my daughter.
- The only thing I need protection from is you.
- Get in now. Come on.
♪ ♪
♪ Be thankful ♪
- Just fucking stop it!
with a whole new group of kids.
Access Hollywood is next.
You're so retro.
- You're a washed-up, desperate con artist
and it was because of you two self-centered assholes.
sony is going to merge with mcu.
STUDENT 1: All of my favorite actors got cancelled.
their names, but you can bring one--
Together, you and I can create a future without rules,
[tires screeching]
with that guy I told you about, Eric?
- Jesus. Do you know what you're doing?
I compel you to oblivion!
And then, that way, we're kind of going together.
[dialing]
there's an Inuit fishing village in Alaska
♪ ♪
- And she says, "I lied to protect you."
Now let's rock it out tonight
[dramatic musical sting]
maybe Mama wasn't running from the Devil.
DEVIL: You're lucky it didn't kill itself,
Okay, he better have health insurance too
Don't let the job of mother go to your head.
Maybe Mama was running from being a real mama.
DEVIL: Our daughter. - Oh, great.
and now your dad knows where to find you, so we got to go.
- Oh, oh, oh! [cheering]
♪ ♪
- And your vagina just became
DARLENE: And then you don't-- - Come on!
by killing his spawn, the Antichrist.
[air hissing]
but Sisyphus pretending to love the boulder?
- Listen carefully, do not leave your trash in this van.
Mom?
- Your little rosebuds tender?
♪ ♪
To my frickin' amazing daughter.