Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know I don't normally notice these kind of things,

it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do.

no, it's totally hypothetical.

I will take care of that.

Ladies and gentleman may I present to you, for the first time as a couple, Mr. & Mrs. Todd Bashaw

Are you ready for this, Elbert? I am.

Well, nobody ever helped me. I had to do it myself.

Those days are over...

I say "let him eat cake"

Phyllis ended up using the exact same invitations as Roy and me.

one of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time.

Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding.

He's old and thinks he's president and has dementia.

You look at her, and she's kind of matronly today,

as the first day you started work at Dunder Mifflin.

I say, "Let them eat cake."

I can't believe I pushed that guy's lazy ass around all day

I'm pacing myself.

and somehow my pants became wet.

The most important part of a speech is the opening line.

Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage.

Excuse me, sir, how do you know the happy couple?

One, two, three!

Why don't you find your seat and enjoy the buffet.

Don't linger. Break left.

The Celtics were a great team.