Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪

Mona said that? Absolutely. Every word.

DON: Well, did you catch them?

I feel like my heart's about to explode.

What? All over my favorite kilt.

Chief, hi. I'll call you back.

Well, she's, you know, loose. What did you say?

♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪

(VOMITING AND COUGHING)

He said she did it. The wife?

or I'm gonna find another finance company.

I'm not saying it's not a lot of money. I'm just thinking

Perception is everything.

I'm not here to talk. Just go ahead. Sit down.

Yeah. Last week.

(MURPHY LAUGHING)

Your kid is a cheater.

How can you not be on the pill?

No, it's the furniture store man.

Yes, I want to do this. No, I want to do it more.

Good girl. You're so strong. Get some candy.

That's thirteen grand. She'll take that. Come on, who wouldn't take that?

Oh, that is gorgeous.

It's a set-up, man. It's a fucking set up!

What are you inferring? I don't know what you're talking about.

You cannot handle this. It's okay. It's okay.

I'll review all the applications tonight. We need this.

What else did she say? Nothing.

and I know what I've done is really stupid

About what? Which part, Don?

that wants to better civilization through the fine furniture of the world."

I'm in love with my wife.

(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

I mean, I think we need to be constructive,

You deserve better.

And you're an alcoholic.

How are the French lessons?

Last week. I think last week.

Are you sure that you wanna go through with this?

While you were making a panini? No, Les.

De ninguna manera me dejaré De ninguna manera

Oh, thank goodness. Not much left,

I think it's the Tide.

♪ That pussy's so dumb, so dumb Kelly Bundy ♪

Point? Eye candy. Eye candy.

I didn't even bring it. I don't have any of the money.

♪ We're gonna love out loud tonight ♪

Why not here? Mona, we're married.

Mona wants to record First 48 instead of Duck Dynasty.

What did that man say?

Yes. Yep. Mm-hm.

What would your wife think, Don?

You're dying? What the fuck's going on? Hurry home, bro.

Ha-ha-ha. LES: So you're... Um...

Not this time, darling. Not with that pretty boy.

I see you guys eyeing this bad boy. Let's take it for a ride.

Well, look no further than Champagne Furniture and Rugs,

(IN ENGLISH) Can I go play Xbox now?

(LYNN LAUGHING)

I think it's all these drugs, man. Fuck.

Yeah, I'd love... No, you know.

I'm here about the job posting on Craigslist.

I will do this. No, you won't.

♪ My little cuddle-bear ♪ ♪ My little cuddle-bear ♪

It's ruining his self-confidence.

♪ It's Great Walls in them drawers Call that pussy China ♪

I hope you shit yourself to death.

Look at that. Oh! FREEMAN: Yeah.

So how goes it? What do you know?

I saw it on an episode of First 48.

Do you care for me?

And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father.

So now you have to do it again, and do it right this time.

He's not on steroids, Mona. He's just a big-boned kid.

That's really good to know. Great. Now can you go?

Actually, Don, I came down here about something else entirely.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Come on, Don, just give me the money

You've come such a long way from being a used car salesman.

And what are you gonna do about it?