Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
YEAH, I KNOW MY SHARE.
WE DON'T WANT TO APPEAR TOO EAGER
GET OUT OF HERE! HURRY!
GET OUT OF HERE. WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!
IT'S TONIGHT THAT COUNTS.
WELL, YOU DO NOW, MERVIN.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
TO HELP HANDLE THAT HOLIDAY DELUGE.
OOH, LOOKY HERE.
WELL, LOOK, ON THE FACE OF IT,
MINUS MY ACCOUNTING FEE,
AND GET HIM TO WRITE A VALID WILL,
A PAIR OF SHOES,
IS THE BETTER PART OF DICTION.
BUT PLEASE, JUST NO APPEALS TO FRIENDSHIP AND SENTIMENT.
A COUPLE OF THOSE WORDS DIDN'T SOUND VERY NICE.
COME ON, IT'S GONNA MAKE US SO HAPPY.
ANY TIME, MALCOLM.
MY POP ALWAYS TOLD ME TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
OH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
A TRIP TO THE CANARIES
DO YOU THINK THAT I'D REALLY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN
THANKS, SAM.
MY NAME'S SAM MALONE. I'M THE OWNER OF THE BAR.
I OWNED A CHEMICAL PLANT OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO.
THAT WAS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY, WASN'T IT?
THE MINUTE I SET EYES THIS EVIL THING--
IF YOU WENT TO A QUACK.
DIANE, NO. NO.
WHEN IT WAS FOUND THAT JURISPRUDENCE
SURE. THE GUY'S ON HIS WAY TO THE AIRPORT.
YEAH, WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO.
WHEN YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS.
NO. YOU SPLIT 100 BUCKS.
YOU WANT MY MONEY.
WHAT AM I YELLING ABOUT?
CLIFF, YOU WANNA BE A LITTLE SENSITIVE HERE?
TELL HIM HIS ADOPTED SON NORM SENDS HIS LOVE.