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* YOU WANT TO GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
WE'RE NO POORER NOW THAN WE WERE WHEN WE CAME IN HERE TONIGHT.
I'M GOING TO GO THANK SAM,
OK, SAMMY, OK.
SO I THINK WE'D BETTER SEND SOMEBODY
SOUNDS GOOD. MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
SO LAUGH, DARN YOU, LAUGH.
WELL, IF YOU HURRY, YOU CAN CATCH HIM AT THE HOTEL.
IF ONE WERE SO INCLINED.
WELL, YOU MISSPELLED MASSACHUSETTS
YOU'RE CRAZY.
I WANT TO SPLIT THE MONEY WITH YOU.
THOSE ARE THE BREAKS, HUH?
BUT YOU WANTED ME TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT WAS 11:00.
OF AN EVENING OF GENEROSITY AND GOOD WILL.
WHOA, TAKE IT EASY, WILL YA?
I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD.
AND SCARE THE GUY OFF. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
100 GRAND.
I'M NOT GONNA CHANGE MY LIFESTYLE ALL OF A SUDDEN.
CUSTOMER? WHY, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU,
YOU LIKE WASHING GLASSES?
[GASPS]
GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT HERE.
WE ONLY GOT TWO RULES AROUND HERE.
[ALL CLAMOR]