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YOU WOULD NEED A LADDER TO KISS A SNAKE'S HINEY.
CARLA.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, COME ON UP HERE
WAS MAGNIFICENT.
GUYS LIKE US DON'T GET THAT KIND OF MONEY.
AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
WELL, CHEERS IS CHEERS AGAIN...
THE TRICK IS, WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT,
SAM, HOW DO YOU DO THIS TRICK? YOU KNOW, THAT ONE?
IN MY BRAND-NEW 60-FOOT YACHT.
OH...
BEING BURNED BY THIS MATCH
YOU DO THAT TO ME EVERY NIGHT.
LIFE IS LIKE A CHINESE BANQUET.
HEY, WAIT.
PUT ALL THOSE MONSTERS SOMEWHERE ELSE.
"$100,000 TO THE GANG AT CHEERS.
COME ON. YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE.
I DON'T HAVE ANY CLOSE RELATIVES.
THAT WE ALL TRUST.
THE TIME OF DAY, YOU KNOW.
COACH, YOU MEAN ABOUT NOT BEING GREEDY ABOUT MONEY?
BEAT IT. BEAT IT.
OH, MY GOD.
I HOPE I CAN ANSWER ALL OF YOUR EXPECTATIONS.
NO EMPTY GLASSES ON THE BAR,
WE SHOULD'VE KILLED HER WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE.
OR MY FIVE PRECIOUS CHILDREN?
FIRST OF ALL.
THANKS, NORM.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, COACH?
IS IT IN A FOREIGN TONGUE?
tastes like piss
I'M SORRY.
BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A LINE.
YEAH!