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GOOD NIGHT, MR. KRAMER.
YOU BET. SUDDENLY I FEEL LIKE AN 18-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE BOY.
HOW'S YOUR DRINK?
OK. HERE I GO.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
I DON'T KNOW YOU. I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS,
OH, YES. LET'S.
I CAN TELL BY YOUR LOOK ON YOUR FACE
* OH, LORD, I WISH THAT I'D BEEN BORN *
[BELL CLANGS]
SPLIT UP $100,000 WHEN HE DIES.
THIS IS...
THINK ABOUT THE MOST PLEASANT THING IN YOUR LIFE.
I GUESS WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
THESE BOZOS....
YEAH, YOU CAN TALK. YOU'LL BE A LAWYER SOMEDAY.
THAT GETS A LITTLE SHAKY AT TIMES.
THANK YOU.
RIGHT, NORM. HEY, LISTEN. I WANT ALL YOU GUYS TO KNOW
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO GET HIM.
YOU'D SHOOT YOUR MOTHER IN THE BACK FOR TWO BITS.
WATCH THIS.
I'LL FIND YOU, YOU LITTLE....
OH, SAM, I HAD TO DIG THE CAR OUT, PUT ON THE TIRE CHAINS...
LET ME SEE THIS.
MR. KRAMER, IT WAS A WONDERFUL GESTURE,
NO, NO, MR. KRAMER--
A COUPLE PAIR OF PANTS,
BUT HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING A SECOND OPINION?
SAM?
I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD I HAVE SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.
BEFORE IT'S OFFICIAL. HA HA!
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
SIX MONTHS WOULD BE FINE.
HA HA HA!
NOW, WHAT DOES THAT COME OUT TO EACH?
THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO, SAM.
I DON'T.
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