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* OH, LORD, I WISH THAT I'D BEEN BORN *
YOU BET. SUDDENLY I FEEL LIKE AN 18-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE BOY.
I CAN TELL BY YOUR LOOK ON YOUR FACE
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
SIX MONTHS WOULD BE FINE.
A COUPLE PAIR OF PANTS,
I DON'T KNOW YOU. I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS,
THAT GETS A LITTLE SHAKY AT TIMES.
MR. KRAMER, IT WAS A WONDERFUL GESTURE,
NOW, WHAT DOES THAT COME OUT TO EACH?
I DON'T.
THESE BOZOS....
YOU'D SHOOT YOUR MOTHER IN THE BACK FOR TWO BITS.
HA HA HA!
BUT HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING A SECOND OPINION?
THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO, SAM.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO GET HIM.
[BELL CLANGS]
NO, NO, MR. KRAMER--
I GUESS WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
BEFORE IT'S OFFICIAL. HA HA!
WATCH THIS.
I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD I HAVE SIX MONTHS TO LIVE.
OK. HERE I GO.
THIS IS...
YEAH, YOU CAN TALK. YOU'LL BE A LAWYER SOMEDAY.
THINK ABOUT THE MOST PLEASANT THING IN YOUR LIFE.
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
HOW'S YOUR DRINK?
SAM?
OH, YES. LET'S.
LET ME SEE THIS.
OH, SAM, I HAD TO DIG THE CAR OUT, PUT ON THE TIRE CHAINS...
I'LL FIND YOU, YOU LITTLE....
GOOD NIGHT, MR. KRAMER.
RIGHT, NORM. HEY, LISTEN. I WANT ALL YOU GUYS TO KNOW
SPLIT UP $100,000 WHEN HE DIES.