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THERE ARE A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE HERE WHO DIDN'T GIVE THE GUY
WHAT? HOW?
* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *
IT'S NOT AN I.O.U.
NO, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THRESHOLD MEANS.
GOING AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS OUT THERE.
COACH SAID THERE WAS SOME PROBLEM ABOUT MY WILL?
TOO HASTILY, COACH,
WELL, HE CAME IN HERE BECAUSE HE JUST FOUND OUT
"I LEAVE THE SUM OF...
IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND, CARLA.
I'M TAKING MY BAR EXAM NEXT MONTH.
MAYBE I SHOULD GET YOU SOMETHING?
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT BACK.
DOES THERE HAVE TO BE BLOODSHED?
I MEAN, REALLY WE SHOULD HAVE AN OLDER GUY BEHIND THE BAR.
UH-HUH. OH, WAIT A SECOND HERE. WAIT A SECOND.
* IN BORNEO, ICHABOO ICHABOO ICHABOO... *
WHAT'S THAT?
NON CORPUS INTERRUPTUS ANYHOW.
I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT RIGHT.
WELL, HE EMBRACED ME, IF YOU MUST KNOW.
I'M GONNA DESTROY IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS ME.
YES, DIANE, I AM.
WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID THIS EVENING
AND GET YOUR JACKETS, WILL YOU?
WAS TO HAVE EVERYBODY AT CHEERS
WHY NOT? COME ON.
I'D BETTER TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
OH, GEE, YOU REALLY GOING TO LEAVE?
TOM, YOU'RE A LAWYER, AREN'T YOU?
WE COULD CATCH THE GULF STREAM.
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE
THAT DELIGHTFUL WALK YOU AND I TOOK OVER TO THE JUKEBOX?
I WENT ON AND ON LIKE A NINNY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE FACETIOUS.
THIS IS THE WILL. I PALMED IT, AND I BURNED A PHONY.
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
YOU KNOW, I WORKED MY WAY THROUGH HARVARD BUSINESS
MY PURCHASES WILL BE SIMPLE.
YEAH.
SAM, I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS.
THANK YOU.
OH...
NO. NO, I WON'T EVEN SAY IT.
IT STRENGTHENED IN ME A FAITH IN HUMANITY
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *