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DOC SAYS HE'S GOING BELLY UP IN A FEW MONTHS.
WAIT A SECOND HERE.
WHO'S GOT SIX MONTHS TO LIVE?
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
THAT IT'S AN HONOR AND PRIVILEGE
ALL RIGHT, THE GUY'S HERE HERE ON FALSE PRETENSES.
[TAPPING ON GLASS]
* TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *
WITH THIS MONEY OUT THERE, HUH, HUH?
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
I'M TURNING INTO A HORRIBLE PERSON.
I'M SORRY.
OH, HEY, COME ON. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SOUVENIR
THIS IS ALL PRIMA FACIUS
PUT IT ON, OR I TEAR OFF THE CLOTHES YOU'RE WEARING.
WELL, UH, YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO PRONOUNCE JUDGMENT
tastes like piss
NOW, LET'S JUST FORGET THAT ANY OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.
IS THIS A JOKE?
I MEAN, HE'S A GREAT STORY TELLER,
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE, ISN'T IT, HUH?
[CHEERING]
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY TO YOUR RELATIVES?
THINK ABOUT ALL THE GOOD YOU CAN DO
OH, YEAH, WELL, I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT STUPID.
HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU DID A LITTLE TYPING,
BETWEEN THE PEEKING DUCK AND THE SWEET AND SOUR FISH,
"I AMEND MY WILL TO PROVIDE THE FOLLOWING.
WELL, I'M NOT ACTUALLY AN ATTORNEY YET.
* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *
AND ALL WE NEED IS KRAMER'S SIGNATURE,
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