Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- When did you take my blood? - Not important.
Rajesh and I have a good thing going and you're not going to ruin it.
- Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah.
You know, if we weren't friends...
I'm getting my PhD.
Why can't you and my sister spend your nights here?
- Can I stay here tonight? - Uh...
Oh, my God, she's that Mona?
You're okay to stay for a while.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH DATES
I can't believe you think he only wears it on Halloween.
Oh, relax, he's got headphones on.
I can see how that would be upsetting. Come in.
I was proposing you massage your muscles with your own hands.
- What's wrong with me, Penny? - Nothing, nothing.
...whereas Leonard produces copious amounts of methane.
Call the police in America.
Let me try this again. Where's Leonard?
Oh. Out with his friends.
What a remarkably fragile structure to support such a valuable payload.
...arm your photon torpedoes every night.
It would appear as if alcohol is playing keep-away with your intelligence.
The girlfriend and the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.
Uh...