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- No, honey, you're handsome in that. - Really?
- Good, I'd like to return this, please. - What seems to be the problem?
You know what? I should replace the shoes from the bowling alley.
- They have, like, bubbles on the soles. - On the sole.
Sir, you asked a favor of me and I helped you out...
He gave them to me. What was he thinking?
- Mary's mother? - Very nice woman from Arkansas.
- They smell like new shoes. - No kidding.
How could I call them up and go, "We're waiting for your call."
And I took a sip from a glass of water.
Hello?
- Is that right? - Yeah.
I can't believe you're even acting like you don't know why we're not invited.
- I'll go shopping. - No, you won't.
- I used to know the governor. - Your daughter knows the governor?
But you can never do that because...
that whisper in my ears
I can't even lift my sandwich.
How it feels like Drinking hot water
but really personal.
He does?
No, we went last night.
And I ain't no fool for love songs
- Him, I can kind of take him or leave him. - I like him.
You know, it's kind of half-jacket, half-shirt, half-man, half-beast.
Maybe when you asked me, I had something to do, I don't know.
- Can't find your shoes? - No.