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Yeah, they were in your slot.
I can see that.
Where's your wife?
She's married. I'm a married man.
And so fun.
and the next thing I knew, I said, "All right, I'll go."
- You owe me $10. - Okay.
And it just kind of radiates?
Heaven, just heaven.
- I got it, I think it's in the trunk. - That's a nice jacket.
You love to shop? You're the only man I know who loves to shop.
We were gonna go two nights, Friday and Sunday.
Ted Dason
and this evening was the only time they could all get together.
- They're comfortable shoes. - I know they are.
- This doesn't concern you. - I haven't done anything dishonest.
No, we were gonna call you.
That would be, that'd be kind of weird.
I guess it's you and me, huh?
I wonder if they thought that we were a good couple?
You asked me to waive the deposit and I did that for you.
Maybe you just figured wrong.
- Yeah. - Okay, good.
I'm the solution to the problem, okay?
I don't want to hear about it, okay? Here's the thing:
- No, that sounds great. - We'll think about it.
After Barneys the other day, we went out to lunch.
You ready?
- Right, something. - Call us and lie.