Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It attaches to my belt and has a bottle opener.

[sharp percussion]

And I take one of those photos that's like...

[all murmuring] - Yes. Yes. Yeah.

- We'll roll in with cordless mics,

puts a giant fountain on their tiny front lawn

- I can't do cocaine anymore. I'm taking too many statins.

"dwasg" is our word for this electric feeling we all get

we should do "Dream Girlfriends."

- Yes, Declan's coming over to watch the Tour de Fresno.

- Well, we don't need Larry anymore.

all: * You'll never want to *

Look, you know I support Girls5eva,

and mannequins that have nipples.

- Because, look, we never got to make group decisions before.

Max is going to the Bernardones' birthday party.

And... - It's gone.

Well, I do Missy one better

- Well, you know what?

I rent this thing out for proms,

I just start freakin' ripping down my lap pulls.

- I'm so sorry.

[doorbell buzzes]

- Nick's right. Let's go again.

"purple expensive."

and get out before we're swarmed by fans.

- You sign for this?

[objects crash]

- Have you ever wanted

- Yes. - [clears throat]

There's a chalkboard right there.

- Ding-dong, mommies.

- Oh, it's fine.

that shoots us to the stage!

we still had our dwasg at Fallon!

- It worked. - We're here!

Look! Kev sent me flowers.

- * I love my heart and soul * - * It didn't work *

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