Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I assure you...
Sorry?
I don't know what kryptonite is, but if Lord Nor has been behaving illegally...
- Lord Nor is here. - Why?
...to stand down for the next 48 hours.
- Clark had to return because of Lord Nor. - He's here, son.
...we'll start killing two quivering citizens of Smallville every day...
I'm Leeza Gibbons, live from Smallville, Kansas.
- Martha. - What are you gonna do?
Why does Ching have that funny look on his face?
- Thank you, Leeza. - So, what brings you to Earth?
Jonathan and Martha Kent, show yourselves.
- Clark? - I couldn't go through with it.
Here you go. Here's some water. Okay.
Dr. Klein? It's me. I'll need your kryptonite specimen...
Concubine to slave. Is that a step down?
I've just received some disturbing news from an unimpeachable source.
And it appears you're not occupied.
...we've talked about this. There's still a chance that Clark might not get back...
Better than the blue and the cape?
Let me attempt to smooth things over.
- What would you call them? - Students.
...my men have begun a few modernizing touches.
- Then why are you here? - Change of plans.
I know this is difficult.
You're kidding.
- A bit of domestic discord? - You don't know the half of it.
Posing as a husband. Stumbling over these very strange customs.
Judas Priest. Scooped.
Of course he thought about us. You don't think it killed him to leave?
Lois, get a grip.
- She can't. - Why not?
We have no idea where he is or whether we outnumber him.
Well, in fact, if there are any kings, presidents, princes...
- Kneel or break. - Down.
Lois. Hey, have you talked to Clark?
...sell them on the American dream.
Previously on Lois & Clark:
An advanced culture sharing its bounty with a more primitive one.