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So how did Alex take it?
It's what you want when you want it.
- Thanks. - Okay fine.
- Which PetSmart? - The one on Balson.
Just a reminder that it's still Haitian Heritage Month.
And look sharp!
It was chaos. People screaming.
♪ Soon found out I was losing my mind ♪
You said you wanted emotion. I gave you emotion.
Oh, there's some good stuff in here.
Come up to the front. Amanda, way back.
Yep. Surprise.
Well, maybe less emotion.
is pregnant with another man's child.
Well, no. Not really.
My place is quieter.
Heard you got a baby all up in them guts.
um, obviously there are...
Oh, my skin is on fire.
It hurts a little, but I can show all of my teeth.
Sure.
I mean, I know it's not ideal, but given the choice between Adam and no one?
Okay, I don't really want to talk about this anymore.
Sorry.
♪
I think it's really gross
Aw.
been able to tell soon anyway.
Why don't you just keep it.
I'm in the middle of something right now.
Where can I find the dog food?
I can't even...
You get to just judge everybody else,
I just... I wanted to.
I mean, yes, he offered, but I'm not gonna do it.
Are you really that pissed off that I kissed you?
No, this is my ex-husband.
Oh, how big of a smile do you want?
Hey guys, I'm pregnant.
You did ask me
and also it's like, focus on Earth problems
Do you know what kind of shampoo he uses?
He's... he's good.
but I can blow it off, so it's totally fine.