Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's gonna be an interesting evening.

What do you think, Cunningham?

in the annual Shakespeare Festival.

Would you get me Howard Keel, please?

Well, I don't think so,

Clarabell. Hamlet with a horn.

I mean, kick his own bucket?

Well, my old man took off when I was 12 years old.

Okay. All right. So we don't have a big star to play Hamlet.

♪ Hello, sunshine, good-bye, rain ♪

Hamlet... Hamlet.

Oh, no, you don't understand.

Yeah. If we look like

Who are they going to get to play Hamlet?

He wouldn't remember me.

you three would literally be in tears.

At least wear the cape, Fonzie.

I wouldn't say that to his face if I were you.

What's wrong with these uniforms?

I-I think you're doing your best, Fonzie.

No kidding? No.

I haven't seen him since.

All right, now, this play here.

And this, above all...

or is it all boys like Boys Town?

Yeah, Ofelia, get thee to a nunnery and good-bye.

Well, attendance was down a bit.

It's just that I'm... I'm sincerely too darn busy.

Hello. Oh, yeah, Huntz.

Boys, have you seen the big stained glass window?

I'll tell you something, this acting jazz is all right,

A little more than kin and less than kind.

of the best rank and station,

♪ She's my steady, I'm her man ♪

Really, I'd love to help all of you.

Did you ever think about trying to be an actor?

Marion, we weren't exactly friends.