Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In that time, we will be visiting the remotest parts of the Commonwealth,
Mr. Head will oversee the withdrawal of our troops from Egypt,
[applause on television]
Uh...
our very best wishes go to you on board Britannia.
who already have beards to shave them off and they'll act as judges
What is it?
"Not this time.
on the situation in Egypt and the international response.
and... we expect fuel rationing to become necessary as we move into winter.
I'm afraid no provisions appear to have been made
It's been wonderful for me, on a personal level, to be back at sea.
But the country will be in safe hands.
[Smith] We are the nearest ship.
Men are expected to indulge.
And we've been amazed, and impressed by so much of what we have seen.
[Smith] We have a strict schedule, as part of an official tour.
You may know him, his name is Mike.
being, at least, heard together--
-it has endured on its path to glory. -[laughing]
[Philip] It's so depressing, this Suez business.
to set oneself free and enjoy.
Yes.
As the Royal Yacht Britannia turned naval rescue
You have admirably
[Philip] Bye!
Like its rugged and, at times, unforgiving landscape,
and absence of a natural left-sided player,
[Adeane] Because of seniority,
[club members laughing]
where Lieutenant Commander Parker and the Duke of Edinburgh are--
-Your Nazi sisters. -Oh, Christ.
Manning command posts on destroyers during the war.
On royal tours in the past, when the Queen has been present,
-Uh... hello? -[line crackling]
Right, in their infinite wisdom, the powers that be have decided
[sighs]
This is Britannia.
If you'd recall your naval training... you'd remember.
[captain] Coming about.
-Don't be silly, it's south. -[Margaret] Does anyone actually know?
[telephone ringing]
From those early European explorers who landed at your shores,
And all of these people now know Mrs. Parker... is seeking a divorce?
Ah. Ready when you are.
No, rather worse than nothing.
A shameful, dishonest misadventure!
The fact is, in terms of pharmacology, we've gone as far as we can.
That's what they want me to say. I mean what I want to say.