Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

then why don't you, um, you know, sing it to her.
- Not very many. - Judy! Glenn Beck is on.
Let me tell you a few things I learned from two years of intense psychotherapy...
Your lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
Mom. I'm sorry.
Kurt.
Would you mind clarifying what kinds of songs you want us to sing?
Suzy Pepper wasn't the first schoolgirl crush, but she was the hardest.
- Mercedes. - All right.
If you don't talk about it, it doesn't exist.
How I'm gonna spend my whole life loving her and she's never even gonna know.
Trust me. I'm a cautionary tale.
Dude, impulse control.
how's that boy you've been dating?
Sorry. Going through, um... Going through what again?
Sometimes, but they don't always express love.
# Young girl, you're outta your mind #
# Won't let nobody hurt you #
Who are you?
All our ballads are terrible 'cause we're all so distracted.
I'm gonna pair you off, and I want you to pick a ballad to sing to your partner.
Well, why not, huh, if it's win-win for everyone?
Oh.
"I'll Stand By You," by the Pretenders.
You... You did. We didn't even have sex.
Sweetie, I am so proud of you.
No, it's just... you and me all week long.
# No one can deny #
Look, she's a really good cook. Try it.
Your father didn't charge into the breach empty-handed.
Mr. Schue is a perfect target for our self-esteem issues.
# You're just a baby in disguise #
Peppers.
How do you conjugate the verb "to love"?
Russell and his famous toasts.
When