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After my brother was poisoned, I'd been so careful,
Oh, man. Oh, man!
Yes, well, I said "tried."
Stop poking the royal tit, dear.
How thoughtful, but Bean and I are going riding.
I've been dreaming of this moment for 15 years.
She's finally snapped after years of us being dicks to her.
You can rest easy now and get some fresh air.
[bell tolling]
Uh, when I had time.
once a statue, now statuesque, it's the dagmarvelous Dagmar!
Oh, come on, martin you twit. Aim!
And you. You've only got bigger...
This is all so crazy.
Dad tried for years to find the Elixir of Life.
I had them make brunch for us.
It's just too painful seeing the truth all the time.
[stammers] Better.
[slurring] Hey, hey, Bunty, can you steer my stumbles
Oh, wait. [chuckles] Nothing to be scared of.
I know you've had some difficult years.
[shrieks] The ghost of Queen Dagmar!
Set sail! For the homeland and a glorious future!
In a kingdom of talking cats and enchanted pigs and hooker fairies,
Aw, aren't you sweet, darling?
Believe me, I kept her on the straight and narrow.
What? Whose attack?
but they really were the best months of my life.
Dagmar?
[Zog] But then came that fateful night.
[sighs] Elfo, I just wish I could see you one last time.
Elfo! No!
Elfo grounded me in reality.
They will all pay!
All right. But you'll come get me later?
watching the stars, the moon, the neighbors.