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Welcome aboard, Queen Dagmar and Princess Tiabeanie.
You know, I'm gonna miss that Elfo.
[sighs] Okay, here we go.
Kick me out... Why, I oughta... [continues muttering]
Except the thing that says I'm a king!
and it only got perfecter
The only woman I ever loved.
Sorry, Queen Oona. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
[chuckles]
and I'd like to lock you in the tower until we sort things out.
Bad shot, mate!
Your wonderful queen has arrived.
Looks like she's been keeping quite a few secrets from you, my man.
Not at all.
- Well, I love the smell of wet grass. - Me, too!
Bah! To hell with them!
[groans] I can't just tell one of 'em to get lost.
Quick, Odval, stab her in the neck!
[grunts] After the king goes the queen!
Sorcerio, Odval.
But I devoted my life to her. I...
Princess Bean is always drunk at this hour, and you ain't even slurring!
All right, favorite food on three.
Can we have this conversation sitting down?
Wait, its answers are often cryptic.
[theme music playing]
I'm afraid the taster is late, sire,
I'll begin with an introduction.
Dude, the truth has been right under your nose the whole time,
- was mysteriously poisoned. - [choking]
[crying]
[screams]
Really, I only married her to get the canal built.