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Dude, the truth has been right under your nose the whole time,
Bah! To hell with them!
Quick, Odval, stab her in the neck!
[chuckles]
Your wonderful queen has arrived.
Bad shot, mate!
I'm afraid the taster is late, sire,
[screams]
Kick me out... Why, I oughta... [continues muttering]
[crying]
But I devoted my life to her. I...
[sighs] Okay, here we go.
and I'd like to lock you in the tower until we sort things out.
I'll begin with an introduction.
and it only got perfecter
Except the thing that says I'm a king!
[grunts] After the king goes the queen!
Princess Bean is always drunk at this hour, and you ain't even slurring!
Welcome aboard, Queen Dagmar and Princess Tiabeanie.
All right, favorite food on three.
Looks like she's been keeping quite a few secrets from you, my man.
Sorcerio, Odval.
- Well, I love the smell of wet grass. - Me, too!
You know, I'm gonna miss that Elfo.
Really, I only married her to get the canal built.
Sorry, Queen Oona. I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
- was mysteriously poisoned. - [choking]
Can we have this conversation sitting down?
Not at all.
[theme music playing]
The only woman I ever loved.
[groans] I can't just tell one of 'em to get lost.
Wait, its answers are often cryptic.