Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want you to read something that I write.

I don't know. Just ask me whatever comes to mind.

No, the one in Bakersfield.

I'd believe you more if you threw a few Apple Jacks in here.

I'm glad you had a nice time with Amy.

and the other one must decide which he would eat,

it can generate enough current to kill a horse.

I don't sound like that.

so I'm gonna change my answer and eat SpongeBob.

Well, you're here on Thanksgiving,

Um, "Since last we spoke, have you planned

You're in a soup kitchen,

one should only be... washing the dishes.

Hey, Siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts.

Howard Wolowitz, Caltech.

I know you hate the word "moist." I know... Hang on.

Nice to meet you, Howard. Feels great to come down here

Is that a job offer? 'Cause I really want to go to Mars.

I excel at many things,

It was either for coffee or dinner.

My list of marine-themed pilgrim facts is pretty short.

You don't know my birthday, do you?