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I think we both know you're better than that.

(both grunting)

Wait, let's watch Father Joe lose his [bleep] again.

am I right, uh, fellas?

So I don't know what it's going to take

Uh, let me just get outta your hair.

Uh, adult much?

Yeah. It's called an ellipsis.

Last guy was swiping on Tinder and fell face first

-No problem. -(sighs)

DYLAN: Did it hurt my feelings?

(whispers) Kinda.

Makes me wonder if he cares more about me or him.

-Hey, hey, Kelly? -Mm?

Fine, I'll just go find some used balls.

I think I can use some time alone.

Wait, 158 missed calls and texts from Kelly?

What's up, homies?

'cause you were like, sniffing bleach or whatever.

(engine turns over)

Oh, you decide.

Dude, today was, like, the best day.

-It really hurts bad though. -Come on!

I need to take this time to destress and focus,

But Linda taught me that everything can be

of your emergency contact duties, you know?

Before today, I hadn't cleaned anything