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This area's sort of for customers and uh, suits.
Parking here in a red zone.
FATHER JOE: Oh, no. This is so fun.
If you're ordering a pizza, I'll take the--
but because I'm a sexually frustrated alcoholic, so...
Oh, my God.
I guess I'm just, like, hoping for new friendships?
Hell, yeah.
I was just trying to be nice.
'cause it's not Tuesday--ow!
Joe's out playing golf and we're both fighting over
Editing just gets me so jazzed up.
Well, the same could be said about you.
but this is downright irresponsible.
We're gonna watch Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
What about the guy that fell
It's what we do on our lunch break.
-Hey, kid. -Hey.
Um, over there, I don't know, but I'm guessing
Come on.
(breathes out) Okay, hold it up.
No more accidents.
You say I'm, uh, doing, like, a hospice thing.
You don't mess with a man's sandwich.
but I'm really trying to get in good with these guys.
No, it's not a lie.
Hey, I was just checkin' to see
you know what I mean?
No, when she comes back, I'm gonna be your wingman--