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I'll take care of her.
But he was kind.
Maybe don't say your heart stops?
No, Natalie, she is not okay.
No Robot Chicken, No South Park, No Simpsons, No Family Guy!
You know, Peter, you've got a really sassy mouth.
I've been fighting with friends on Facebook.
And, Amir, you, you're breaking my heart, man.
Ugh, I-- I guess I was just mad that other people were happy for her.
Are you happy now?
They're basically rubbing it in our faces.
In the carnal sense, sure.
-And… -Amir, are you okay?
Oh, boy, this is awkward.
Now, I didn't wanna say this earlier, and I don't wanna upset you,
-Oh! Holy hell! Can I help you? -Actually, I'm here to help you.
-Hug! Hug! Hug! -Ugh, fine.
Wait, wait, Emmy, I was being sarcastic!
Come on, smoking hot and a team player? Let's hear it for my girl!
You're a mean, smug know-it-all who takes whatever she wants,
because I didn't wanna come.
No Eye of the tiger, no back in black, no royals, no Counting the Beat.
and weirdly unwilling to believe that you'd make hard love to a toilet.
Are you ready to go, Teta?
No More Pokémon, No More Yu-Gi-Oh!, No More Bakugan, No More Digimon!!!
I just wanted to work and love up my babies.
If that'll end this conversation, then yeah.
You're a cool ass bitch.
-Okay, Mama, time for breakfast.
-And again, I am so, so sorry to hear-- -Yeah, we don't need your pity.
But, Dad, Teta doesn't even know who we are.