Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, here are a few best practices for taking care of an elderly parent.

Um, no. You're just jealous and acting like a victim.

-Everyone hates you! -Like who? Point they ass out.

Hey! You're not supposed to have a fly-swatter at work!

Oh, no, no, no. No, Teta, hold on.

Hello! How is Mama? Any poo-poos of note?

No, look, Amir doesn't have time for hugs, he has an ailing mother to take care of.

Well, let me guess, Rochelle's a star, I'm the worst, slit my throat,

-I will fuck you up. -Excuse me?

But we would never tell them that, because they would get lazy.

I will make you cry.

Because grief is a natural process of life,

Okay, big guy, let's go pray for Mama.

So if you wanted to call her maybe "Toilet Fucker"--

And when my heart breaks, shit gets broken.

You know, one of those really big sad storms that lets out all the rain.

You know what? I was wrong. About being your friend!

Oh, uh, well, because I'm the gossip correspondent for Connielingus Tonight.

but maybe we should check the hospital or the morgue?

I had no idea you were such a lil' legend.

You were a boss.

And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

I don't remember you being in Saturday Night Fever

when it's about how to humiliate yourself on a global scale.

Are you talking about wiping Grandma's ass?

Hug each other!

I'm glad, Mama.

My family forbids it.

What are you so upset about, Rock?

She is a grown woman, she can't have candy for dinner.

Hi, Keith from Grief. And yes, before you ask, of course you can hug me.