Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Am I allowed to be here?
a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
These people use us. So why don't we use them?
[mischievous music playing]
♪ Out where the rivers Meet the soundin' sea ♪
Percy has gotten way too attached.
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.
[siren wailing]
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
I didn't know what you were trying to do.
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
"Childless."
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...
Serious inquiries only."
It's okay.
I'm not homophobic.
I'm ready for you.
Yeah! Epic!
I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
Now you're stuck with me forever.
I'm just trying to help.
Percy?
Way up.
Who says it doesn't run?
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps]
[Maddie] Mmm.
It's Jody.
Up.
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
I feel so far from you.
Call her. Call her now.
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Got it.
- You're right. You're right. - I know.
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
You're right. I should've been more specific.
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
[chuckles] The new house is right on the water.
to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
[crowd chattering]
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
What...? That's my cousin.
What about you? You want the business?
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
I got it.
I don't wanna do that. I just...
Percy, don't shut me out.
- Ugh. - [groans]
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
That wasn't what I meant.
Yeah. 32.
[dramatic rock music playing]
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
- [in normal voice] Are you sure? - Yes.
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
- [Allison] Any trouble finding the place? - No.
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
Why didn't you?
- The tickle prince. - [laughing]
♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
- [Maddie yelling] - [whimpering]
I'm bartending at the Claw today.
All right.
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
["Black Out Days (Future Islands Remix)" playing]
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
I'm warning you.
Oh. How'd you meet?
♪ And come what may ♪
Percy.
My sister was right about you.
Get a life.
Um...
["You'll Accomp'ny Me" playing]
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
is because young girls are idiots.
You can always come visit me.
Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
Yeah, no need to fold them.
No.
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.
Just relax, okay?
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
[poignant music continues]
Actually, uh, yeah.
[lilting music playing]
None here.
That'll teach her.
[groaning]
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
Not in season.
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
♪ A she-cat tamed By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
[laughing nervously]
I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
Understood?
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
Unlike us.
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
[song fades]
What happened?
I like my life here.
about what an amazing lover you are.
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
Okay.
[car horn blaring]
God, I love the beach.
Here you go.