Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[groaning]
I'm bartending at the Claw today.
Just relax, okay?
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
That'll teach her.
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
I got it.
Actually, uh, yeah.
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
[Maddie] Mmm.
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.
What about you? You want the business?
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
What happened?
You're right. I should've been more specific.
These people use us. So why don't we use them?
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
[mischievous music playing]
It's Jody.
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
My sister was right about you.
I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
No.
Now you're stuck with me forever.
Why didn't you?
♪ Out where the rivers Meet the soundin' sea ♪
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
"Childless."
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
[chuckles] The new house is right on the water.
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
All right.
- [Allison] Any trouble finding the place? - No.
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.
Oh. How'd you meet?
to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
[laughing nervously]
[dramatic rock music playing]
[car horn blaring]
Yeah! Epic!
about what an amazing lover you are.
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
Um...
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
[siren wailing]
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
I didn't know what you were trying to do.
♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
I like my life here.
is because young girls are idiots.
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps]
Up.
Percy, don't shut me out.
Yeah. 32.
♪ And come what may ♪
I'm not homophobic.
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
- [Maddie yelling] - [whimpering]
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
I'm ready for you.
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...
What...? That's my cousin.
a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
Serious inquiries only."
Am I allowed to be here?
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
Who says it doesn't run?
[song fades]
I'm warning you.
♪ A she-cat tamed By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I'm just trying to help.
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
None here.
["Black Out Days (Future Islands Remix)" playing]
Here you go.
Get a life.
- You're right. You're right. - I know.
- [in normal voice] Are you sure? - Yes.
Understood?
God, I love the beach.
Unlike us.
Call her. Call her now.
Got it.
Okay.
Way up.
[lilting music playing]
I don't wanna do that. I just...
[poignant music continues]
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
[crowd chattering]
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
It's okay.
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
["You'll Accomp'ny Me" playing]
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
You can always come visit me.
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
Not in season.
I feel so far from you.
- Ugh. - [groans]
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
That wasn't what I meant.
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
- The tickle prince. - [laughing]
Percy has gotten way too attached.
Percy?
Yeah, no need to fold them.
Percy.