Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ugh. - [groans]
[dramatic rock music playing]
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
[groaning]
a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
[laughing nervously]
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps]
I'm warning you.
about what an amazing lover you are.
Get a life.
You can always come visit me.
["Black Out Days (Future Islands Remix)" playing]
What...? That's my cousin.
…
[chuckles] The new house is right on the water.
That'll teach her.
What happened?
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
Percy, don't shut me out.
[siren wailing]
♪ Out where the rivers Meet the soundin' sea ♪
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
God, I love the beach.
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
Unlike us.
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
I'm ready for you.
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
is because young girls are idiots.
- The tickle prince. - [laughing]
It's Jody.
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
I'm just trying to help.
Serious inquiries only."
♪ And come what may ♪
Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
I'm not homophobic.
Here you go.
Got it.
Just relax, okay?
Yeah! Epic!
[poignant music continues]
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...
[crowd chattering]
I got it.
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
Yeah, no need to fold them.
Oh. How'd you meet?
Percy?
- [Maddie yelling] - [whimpering]
[Maddie] Mmm.
I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
"Childless."
Understood?
Way up.
Am I allowed to be here?
It's okay.
to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.
Okay.
Um...
Now you're stuck with me forever.
Percy.
I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
[song fades]
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
Percy has gotten way too attached.
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
♪ A she-cat tamed By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
[mischievous music playing]
Up.
I don't wanna do that. I just...
Why didn't you?
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
No.
None here.
What about you? You want the business?
Who says it doesn't run?
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
You're right. I should've been more specific.
I'm bartending at the Claw today.
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
- You're right. You're right. - I know.
I didn't know what you were trying to do.
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
All right.
These people use us. So why don't we use them?
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
That wasn't what I meant.
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
[lilting music playing]
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
Not in season.
My sister was right about you.
Call her. Call her now.
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
[car horn blaring]
I feel so far from you.
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
I like my life here.
- [in normal voice] Are you sure? - Yes.
Actually, uh, yeah.
Yeah. 32.
Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
- [Allison] Any trouble finding the place? - No.
["You'll Accomp'ny Me" playing]