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Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps]
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
[mischievous music playing]
It's okay.
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
["Black Out Days (Future Islands Remix)" playing]
- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
Percy.
[crowd chattering]
♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
That'll teach her.
What...? That's my cousin.
Percy, don't shut me out.
Who says it doesn't run?
Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
[poignant music continues]
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
[laughing nervously]
[dramatic rock music playing]
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...
is because young girls are idiots.
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
None here.
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
I'm ready for you.
God, I love the beach.
♪ A she-cat tamed By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
- [Maddie yelling] - [whimpering]
I don't wanna do that. I just...
I'm not homophobic.
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
♪ And come what may ♪
I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
Yeah, no need to fold them.
Why didn't you?
[Maddie] Mmm.
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
[lilting music playing]
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.
- [in normal voice] Are you sure? - Yes.
Get a life.
♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
♪ Out where the rivers Meet the soundin' sea ♪
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
[car horn blaring]
Unlike us.
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
Oh. How'd you meet?
Yeah. 32.
- The tickle prince. - [laughing]
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Way up.
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
Understood?
Percy has gotten way too attached.
about what an amazing lover you are.
These people use us. So why don't we use them?
Actually, uh, yeah.
Am I allowed to be here?
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
That wasn't what I meant.
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
I like my life here.
[song fades]
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
Not in season.
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
I feel so far from you.
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
- [Allison] Any trouble finding the place? - No.
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
No.
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
All right.
Okay.
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
It's Jody.
Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
Up.
Call her. Call her now.
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
Yeah! Epic!
[chuckles] The new house is right on the water.
[groaning]
Just relax, okay?
Got it.
Percy?
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
- Ugh. - [groans]
Serious inquiries only."
"Childless."
["You'll Accomp'ny Me" playing]
I'm warning you.
Here you go.
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
My sister was right about you.
[siren wailing]
Now you're stuck with me forever.
I'm bartending at the Claw today.
I'm just trying to help.
You're right. I should've been more specific.
You can always come visit me.
What happened?
Um...
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
I got it.
I didn't know what you were trying to do.
What about you? You want the business?
- You're right. You're right. - I know.
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.