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Percy, don't shut me out.
Unlike us.
No.
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.
"Childless."
Am I allowed to be here?
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps]
Yeah. 32.
[poignant music continues]
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
Actually, uh, yeah.
Understood?
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.
I got it.
None here.
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
[lilting music playing]
- You're right. You're right. - I know.
to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
You can always come visit me.
[crowd chattering]
Why didn't you?
I don't wanna do that. I just...
[mischievous music playing]
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
I like my life here.
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
I feel so far from you.
…
That wasn't what I meant.
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
Yeah! Epic!
Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
I'm just trying to help.
These people use us. So why don't we use them?
Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
[car horn blaring]
[groaning]
I'm not homophobic.
Who says it doesn't run?
[Maddie] Mmm.
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
What happened?
All right.
is because young girls are idiots.
What about you? You want the business?
Here you go.
Serious inquiries only."
Yeah, no need to fold them.
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...
I'm ready for you.
That'll teach her.
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
[dramatic rock music playing]
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
- [in normal voice] Are you sure? - Yes.
Got it.
Not in season.
about what an amazing lover you are.
["Black Out Days (Future Islands Remix)" playing]
["You'll Accomp'ny Me" playing]
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
- [Maddie yelling] - [whimpering]
Now you're stuck with me forever.
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
Up.
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
[siren wailing]
[chuckles] The new house is right on the water.
My sister was right about you.
[laughing nervously]
Get a life.
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
I didn't know what you were trying to do.
- Ugh. - [groans]
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
Okay.
Percy?
What...? That's my cousin.
Percy has gotten way too attached.
♪ A she-cat tamed By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
It's Jody.
♪ And come what may ♪
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
Um...
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
I'm warning you.
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
[song fades]
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
♪ Out where the rivers Meet the soundin' sea ♪
I'm bartending at the Claw today.
- The tickle prince. - [laughing]
Call her. Call her now.
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
Just relax, okay?
Oh. How'd you meet?
a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
Percy.
- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
Way up.
You're right. I should've been more specific.
God, I love the beach.
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
- [Allison] Any trouble finding the place? - No.
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
It's okay.