Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
I'm not homophobic.
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
I'm warning you.
a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
- The tickle prince. - [laughing]
That wasn't what I meant.
[lilting music playing]
Okay.
[chuckles] The new house is right on the water.
[song fades]
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
Am I allowed to be here?
[mischievous music playing]
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
I'm bartending at the Claw today.
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
Why didn't you?
No.
Yeah, no need to fold them.
What about you? You want the business?
♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
That'll teach her.
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
It's okay.
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps]
- [in normal voice] Are you sure? - Yes.
Got it.
["You'll Accomp'ny Me" playing]
What...? That's my cousin.
Percy has gotten way too attached.
Up.
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
I don't wanna do that. I just...
Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
I feel so far from you.
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
Call her. Call her now.
♪ And come what may ♪
None here.
♪ Out where the rivers Meet the soundin' sea ♪
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
- Ugh. - [groans]
[poignant music continues]
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
Actually, uh, yeah.
You're right. I should've been more specific.
[laughing nervously]
- [Maddie yelling] - [whimpering]
Um...
My sister was right about you.
about what an amazing lover you are.
I didn't know what you were trying to do.
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
Way up.
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
Yeah. 32.
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
Now you're stuck with me forever.
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.
[dramatic rock music playing]
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
All right.
is because young girls are idiots.
Percy?
I got it.
♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
Understood?
- You're right. You're right. - I know.
[car horn blaring]
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
I like my life here.
Get a life.
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
Serious inquiries only."
Unlike us.
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
Yeah! Epic!
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
[crowd chattering]
♪ A she-cat tamed By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
Percy.
Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
What happened?
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
Here you go.
Not in season.
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
I'm just trying to help.
Just relax, okay?
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
Who says it doesn't run?
"Childless."
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
God, I love the beach.
Oh. How'd you meet?
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
It's Jody.
Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
[Maddie] Mmm.
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
I'm ready for you.
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
["Black Out Days (Future Islands Remix)" playing]
Percy, don't shut me out.
You can always come visit me.
These people use us. So why don't we use them?
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...
- [Allison] Any trouble finding the place? - No.
[siren wailing]
[groaning]