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[crowd chattering]
[laughing nervously]
…
Get a life.
[car horn blaring]
I don't wanna do that. I just...
Here you go.
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
None here.
to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
Why didn't you?
I'm warning you.
Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
That'll teach her.
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
All right.
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
♪ Out where the rivers Meet the soundin' sea ♪
Up.
Actually, uh, yeah.
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
Percy, don't shut me out.
Way up.
Now you're stuck with me forever.
["Black Out Days (Future Islands Remix)" playing]
Who says it doesn't run?
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
about what an amazing lover you are.
Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
No.
"Childless."
- [Maddie yelling] - [whimpering]
♪ And come what may ♪
My sister was right about you.
I feel so far from you.
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps]
- [Allison] Any trouble finding the place? - No.
["You'll Accomp'ny Me" playing]
- The tickle prince. - [laughing]
Unlike us.
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
[song fades]
I'm not homophobic.
I'm ready for you.
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.
You're right. I should've been more specific.
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
What happened?
[lilting music playing]
I like my life here.
God, I love the beach.
- You're right. You're right. - I know.
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
I got it.
[dramatic rock music playing]
- [in normal voice] Are you sure? - Yes.
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.
Percy has gotten way too attached.
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
Percy.
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
- Ugh. - [groans]
♪ A she-cat tamed By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
Yeah. 32.
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
You can always come visit me.
Got it.
is because young girls are idiots.
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...
[siren wailing]
Call her. Call her now.
[groaning]
That wasn't what I meant.
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
Understood?
Oh. How'd you meet?
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
Um...
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
Yeah! Epic!
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
It's okay.
These people use us. So why don't we use them?
Okay.
I'm just trying to help.
[chuckles] The new house is right on the water.
[Maddie] Mmm.
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
I didn't know what you were trying to do.
a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
[poignant music continues]
Am I allowed to be here?
[mischievous music playing]
What...? That's my cousin.
Percy?
What about you? You want the business?
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
I'm bartending at the Claw today.
Just relax, okay?
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
Not in season.
It's Jody.
♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
Yeah, no need to fold them.
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
Serious inquiries only."