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Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
Why do you want to adopt a dog?
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
Actually, uh, yeah.
[lilting music playing]
What happened?
Why didn't you?
I didn't know what you were trying to do.
Get a life.
Unlike us.
[poignant music continues]
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
about what an amazing lover you are.
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps]
Not in season.
Who says it doesn't run?
[chuckles] The new house is right on the water.
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Percy, don't shut me out.
[car horn blaring]
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
You're right. I should've been more specific.
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.
I'm not homophobic.
Oh. How'd you meet?
Here you go.
These people use us. So why don't we use them?
I'm ready for you.
I'm bartending at the Claw today.
Up.
You can always come visit me.
Just relax, okay?
Yeah! Epic!
That wasn't what I meant.
♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪
♪ A she-cat tamed By the purr of a Jaguar ♪
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
No.
[siren wailing]
Why didn't you reach back out to him?
- You're right. You're right. - I know.
[laughing nervously]
…
Now you're stuck with me forever.
Call her. Call her now.
Way up.
Serious inquiries only."
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪
Understood?
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
Okay.
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
is because young girls are idiots.
Just getting a beer, Frosted.
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
[crowd chattering]
I'm warning you.
- Ugh. - [groans]
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
[mischievous music playing]
I like my life here.
["You'll Accomp'ny Me" playing]
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
"Childless."
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
What...? That's my cousin.
My sister was right about you.
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
It's okay.
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
- [Allison] Any trouble finding the place? - No.
All right.
- [in normal voice] Are you sure? - Yes.
God, I love the beach.
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
- The tickle prince. - [laughing]
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...
Got it.
I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.
I feel so far from you.
♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪
[Maddie] Mmm.
It's Jody.
Percy.
I got it.
I'm just trying to help.
That'll teach her.
None here.
[dramatic rock music playing]
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
Percy has gotten way too attached.
["Black Out Days (Future Islands Remix)" playing]
I don't wanna do that. I just...
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
Am I allowed to be here?
What about you? You want the business?
♪ And come what may ♪
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
Um...
[song fades]
Yeah, no need to fold them.
Percy?
- [Maddie yelling] - [whimpering]
Yeah. 32.
[groaning]
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
♪ Out where the rivers Meet the soundin' sea ♪
♪ Someday, lady, you'll accomp'ny me ♪