Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually. Wait, hold on.

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

she was so fucking horny.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

He's a former cop.

Percy, can you help this lady?

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

What the fuck was that?

Be a bitch in March.

The claws are still sharp!

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

Well, I don't have a car.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

[reverse alert beeping]

Oh, come on. Let's go.

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

One more infraction and you lose your license.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

What do you want me to play?

♪ She's a maneater ♪

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

[playing "Maneater"]

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

[poignant music playing]

What you got down there? Something for me?

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

[barking and snarling]

Lift up your arms.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

[ominous music playing]

how does this work?

When I told her that I loved her,

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

[knocking on door]

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

[hydraulics whirring]

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

I just want you to know,

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

We can take it slow.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

Uh... I did not.

I requested no conversation.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

I live in Battery Park.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

So do you live in the city?

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

I sold the house.

- Recently? - Last year.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

I'd like to leave, please.

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

Yeah, no. This is good news.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.