Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

[ominous music playing]

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

Actually. Wait, hold on.

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

Uh... I did not.

Oh, come on. Let's go.

Yeah, no. This is good news.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

[barking and snarling]

[poignant music playing]

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

So do you live in the city?

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

I sold the house.

Be a bitch in March.

I just want you to know,

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

she was so fucking horny.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

Well, I don't have a car.

[reverse alert beeping]

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

how does this work?

What do you want me to play?

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

He's a former cop.

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

What you got down there? Something for me?

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

What the fuck was that?

The claws are still sharp!

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

Lift up your arms.

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

♪ She's a maneater ♪

[playing "Maneater"]

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

I requested no conversation.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

[knocking on door]

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

I live in Battery Park.

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

When I told her that I loved her,

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

We can take it slow.

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

- Recently? - Last year.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

Percy, can you help this lady?

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

I'd like to leave, please.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

[hydraulics whirring]

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

Yeah, a regular asshole.