Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[playing "Maneater"]

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

Be a bitch in March.

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

I just want you to know,

Lift up your arms.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

I sold the house.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

Uh... I did not.

He's a former cop.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

So do you live in the city?

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

- Recently? - Last year.

The claws are still sharp!

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

I requested no conversation.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

Yeah, no. This is good news.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

I live in Battery Park.

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

We can take it slow.

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

[poignant music playing]

What do you want me to play?

[knocking on door]

Yeah. I love vermouth.

she was so fucking horny.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

[hydraulics whirring]

Well, I don't have a car.

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

When I told her that I loved her,

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

[reverse alert beeping]

Yeah, a regular asshole.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

how does this work?

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

Oh, come on. Let's go.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

Actually. Wait, hold on.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

[ominous music playing]

♪ She's a maneater ♪

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

Percy, can you help this lady?

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

What the fuck was that?

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

I'd like to leave, please.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

What you got down there? Something for me?

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

[barking and snarling]

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.