Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you want me to play?

she was so fucking horny.

We can take it slow.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

- Recently? - Last year.

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

Actually. Wait, hold on.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

[reverse alert beeping]

Be a bitch in March.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

Percy, can you help this lady?

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

[knocking on door]

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

I live in Battery Park.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

Lift up your arms.

I just want you to know,

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

[poignant music playing]

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

He's a former cop.

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

The claws are still sharp!

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

[barking and snarling]

how does this work?

Uh... I did not.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

What the fuck was that?

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

[playing "Maneater"]

When I told her that I loved her,

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

♪ She's a maneater ♪

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

[ominous music playing]

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

What you got down there? Something for me?

I requested no conversation.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

I'd like to leave, please.

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

Oh, come on. Let's go.

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

So do you live in the city?

Yeah, no. This is good news.

I sold the house.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

[hydraulics whirring]

Yeah, a regular asshole.

Well, I don't have a car.

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?