Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually. Wait, hold on.

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

I sold the house.

What do you want me to play?

Be a bitch in March.

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

Yeah. I love vermouth.

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

I live in Battery Park.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

[ominous music playing]

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

So do you live in the city?

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

Well, I don't have a car.

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

♪ She's a maneater ♪

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

Oh, come on. Let's go.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

What the fuck was that?

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

[poignant music playing]

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪

I just want you to know,

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

[playing "Maneater"]

One more infraction and you lose your license.

she was so fucking horny.

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

I requested no conversation.

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

[hydraulics whirring]

What you got down there? Something for me?

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

I'd like to leave, please.

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

Yeah, no. This is good news.

[reverse alert beeping]

We can take it slow.

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

[knocking on door]

The claws are still sharp!

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

[barking and snarling]

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

Percy, can you help this lady?

Lift up your arms.

He's a former cop.

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

how does this work?

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

When I told her that I loved her,

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

Uh... I did not.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

- Recently? - Last year.