Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

What do you want me to play?

We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

[barking and snarling]

The claws are still sharp!

Oh, come on. Let's go.

- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

who married our high school Spanish teacher.

"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up ♪

♪ She's a maneater ♪

When I told her that I loved her,

she was so fucking horny.

Do you want to? I can call him back over.

Actually. Wait, hold on.

Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

Be a bitch in March.

♪ I could never get straight ♪ Working on the relay ♪

[reverse alert beeping]

- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

What you got down there? Something for me?

If you or someone you know is being bullied,

I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

What the fuck was that?

Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

Yeah, a regular asshole.

Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

I requested no conversation.

of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

Lift up your arms.

- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

I sold the house.

So do you live in the city?

Well, I don't have a car.

She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

♪ Oh, here she comes ♪

Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

I live in Battery Park.

Percy, can you help this lady?

Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

♪ You're high above me now You're wild and free ♪

I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

Uh... I did not.

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

One more infraction and you lose your license.

Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

how does this work?

[knocking on door]

Yeah, no. This is good news.

We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

[poignant music playing]

Oh, no, that's just the tires.

Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

[boy 1] Fuck her!

I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

[playing "Maneater"]

if you make it to junior year. [laughs]

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪

Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

Um, we got some new dogs in today.

[ominous music playing]

If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

He's a former cop.

♪ If you're in it for love ♪

- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

- Recently? - Last year.

[hydraulics whirring]

Yeah. I love vermouth.

I'd like to leave, please.

- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

I just want you to know,

We can take it slow.

♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪