Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could do that standing on my head.
DRE: Remember the ass I mentioned earlier?
(SCOFFS) What's age got to do with it?
They're private little beating booths.
Wait, wait, wait. Did you just compare our son to a rat?
Yeah, you really messed it up for all of us.
Mom could save us.
- Wha... - ANDRE: Yeah.
I don't want to be the bad guy!
Well, you know what? I'm keeping it!
5 minutes later... Zoey! Junior! Diane! We are going home because of Jack!
- Whew. - (CHUCKLES)
And Zooter's got the ball. She's headed towards the goal. Ellyvan is determined to stop her.
Oh!
An ass is an ass is an ass is an ass.
What do you think Mr D? Beautiful. As Tiny Tina continues dancing, there is a knock on the door.
I just hope the memory of that whupping has faded.
Where'd you hear that, Junior?
Who does that?
I think it's very important that they see this.
In the abstract, yeah, but you don't hit your own child.
DRE: What are you doing?
Oh no our stupid tree got cut down Happy birthday blow out your stupid candles and let's watch Adventure Time to Oculus stupid tree
DRE: This is the right thing to do. Right?
Jack!
Every time I got ready to throw it out, you'd do something stupid.
I WANNA GIVE ELIZABETH A PRESENT! Jack, you chose to misbehave, so we'll get it another time.
When we return to Grandma and Grandpa's apartment, your grandma is going to read you a bedtime story. What? No. Please don't let her read to me. He thinks that my eyes are the same color as my granddad's.
I'm homeless because you didn't whup me.
Oh, my God, you guys! My son is gone!
(WHIMPERS)
Did you beat your son yesterday?
(CRYING) Mommy loves you! Oh, God.
Sit down.
You're not spanking her brother.
Oh, why is she like this?
Tonight on Super-Dunphy... Diane, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!
Tonight on Super Dunphy... Diane, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!