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I am disappointed in your behavior at Halloween. You're lucky Adam and Elena are not dead, just like Grandma Sophia. What you've done at Halloween was wrong and running away is also very dangerous. I get it now. I hurt Elena because I got mad. I'm sorry.
It's really the perfect thing.
through what my wife said to Officer Hernandez.
But I am not embarrassed by the fact that I'm gonna whip my son's ass.
I didn't say rat, I said rodent,
Look, you missed your moment, Bow.
Because we said that we would punish him,
Jack, get down here now!
Now, wait a minute.
I don't even like taking the last shrimp at a party,
The sky was blue.
- POPS: Whoa, son, son. - Yeah.
DIANE MARIE ROSIE JOHNSON! WHAT IS IT RAINBOW CINNAMON JOHNSON?!?
Indian ones are smaller, but still, it was a rolling pin.
Episode: "Tongue Twister." Synopsis: "Mr D tricks Mo into thinking she has a rare, silly illness from eating food she promised not to eat. Mr D learns that playing tricks on people is not a good thing to do."
Hell, kids don't even play with those anymore.
What the hell?
That's right. I'm keeping it!
My dad used to have a Rob Roy, then beat me with his dress shoe.
It was one of his long and beautiful eyelashes. Don't beat him!
- BOW: Jack! - He's not upstairs!
Okay, speaking of family, I have a question.
to take care of a dog.
Did you not hear me calling your name?
If you ask me, I think someone fell asleep and dreamed they saw a flower. But I wasn't asleep. I really did see it.
Dad, you walked right by me three times.
So, that's a yes?
That's because you were eight months pregnant with the twins.
Were any of you spanked as kids?
- What? - We can't spank Jack.
and you know how much I love crustaceans.
You know what, son?
The boy still thinks hiding is a game, and he has to learn his lesson.
- Ma'am, calm down. - Calm down? Listen to me!
BOW: One more than me.
Are you kidding? I don't know how not to do it.
Okay, come on, Pops. We all know no one spanks anymore.
See? This is what I went through at the store.
Spanking Junior put me in the bed for three days!
Diane, grab your Cheer Bear and Isa and put them in the toy box. Or else, your Dora the Explorer DVDs will be in toy jail for a week. But I wanna sleep with Cheer Bear and Isa!
Aw, come here to pa-pa, baby boy.
Tonight on Super Nanny... Orla, to the Naughty Pit, RIGHT NOW!
My parents didn't believe in spanking, and I turned out awesome.
Duh.
Okay, now, look,
Because you're the spanker, Dre.
an array of belts...