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Hey, that’s great Mo. I wish that I’d found something for Courtney. Well, I’m gonna do a dance for her.
So, do you think you can do it?
All of you are getting an ass-whupping if Jack isn't in my room in five minutes.
No offense, Tanya.
Dre, can I talk to you for a minute?
That's how he got his name. Pops.
I started to wonder
thinking she's safe 'cause she's a girl.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No! - Terrible!
Look, I think I can get the same message across
Oh, you do love crustaceans.
That is your name on the wall.
Look, Pops used to spank me with a Hot Wheels track for sport.
Oh, they're all so cute, like him.
Yeah. Please tell us when you find it. I'm sure it's very beautiful. If you ask me, I think someone fell asleep and dreamed they saw a flower.
What's for dinner? Uh, ask Grandma.
He was all, "Oh, I'm in college now. Listen to how smart my mouth is."
and, if all else fails, relocation.
Your turn.
because I don't think you can say these things to a child.
I love a happy ending.
You can never hide again.
Episode: "Jumpin' Jake's Song." Synopsis: "Mr D is accidentally locked out of the house. The others are unaware that he has gone outside and do not hear him calling for help. Mr D assumes that nobody cares about him. He later finds out that he is cared for a lot.
Hey mom may I go see Call of Duty advanced poo poo the movie No you can't if you go there I'm taking away your Call of Duty modern warfare games and you're grounded for a month
I thought you guys were all for spanking?
Yeah, good idea.
Jack, I must have a quick talk with you. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID BITCH?!
Can I sleep with Dave? No Jack, you're gonna climb on your bed. It is bedtime. Dave, we're not watching Elmo. It is time to go to bed!
You just need to admit it. You don't want to be the bad guy.
I'm back in the whuppin' window.
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
BOW: Babe!
DRE: Did you hear what she just said?
A game we all hated,
Or am I gonna cave your skull in?
tpot 20 moment
When I get home, I'm gonna whip your behind.
I'm homeless because you whupped me.
DRE: Not her.
You're right.
Jack! Jack! Where are you, Jack?