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I call dibs on top bunk!
Oh, thank you, little roots.
- (applause) - Get her, dave
There's a lot to be done right here, like phone canvassing, stuff like that.
New kid, fake headbutt!
VOTE FOR BOZEMAN!!
Kick Oss Whitey!
Eegh! Oh!
Besides, I gotta rebuild that rec centre.
- You got a hell of an arm, Colleary. - Thanks.
here's your keys... and here's my apology
Dogs, I want you to go home.
(Mike shouts)
Im in!
Whoa. Check it out.
- So long, little brother. - OK. See you, Al.
# I don't need your sympathy
Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it's kinda easy to win when you, um...
I
- Whoa, whoa. Hang on. All right. - Excellent!
My foot's caught a little bit. I'm sorry. I beg your pardon.
(pees)
Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass first!
You know what Al calls you when you're not around here?
- Hey, Mikey. - Hey, Robbie.
- I'm trying. - Well, try harder. Stay over there.
I could sure use a mcbj or peanut-butter cups about now!
Are you sure you don't want a job on my staff?
Yes, my brother has some problems, but who doesn't?
.
- (bat screeches) - (both) Whoa! Man!
Get him dad
She embarrassed me in front of a state, messed up things between me and Al.
I don't know.
Yeah.
- Cowlitz County. Tracy wins by 280. - Oh!
Go on vacation during Mardi Gras!!!
Come on guys, this is weird. Let's go play some kick ball
All right. Here's what we do.
- Oh! - (crowd scream)
- (phone rings) - Oh.
You can't keep running away from things. You gotta be tough.
He said he stood up for me, but word came from the top for me to get out.
I'm hyperventilating... Oh! Oh!
How you doin', buddy?
- Stay. - Steve! Help.
You are not going to speak to him now.
- You afraid? - No, I'll touch it.
Thanks for not shoving the nozzle up my ass first
of serious effect.
It’s pretty easy to win when you… NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW
get you organised for the final push, for the election.
# Tooth for a tooth
Palestine sucks
# Got no place Got no face
l, uh...
Ow! You broke my nose!
I'm the Man, "Whitey,” and I've been keeping you down. That’s horrible.
And if you get pulled over, I'll say the car was stolen so I can keep my job.
(music comes on, then goes off
I'm seriously impressed.
Are You or are you not the black angel of death
- I think it's in there. - Well, then look.
- (peeing) - Ah. Ooh.
Man. My bro is knockin' the snot outta her.
Good night, Steve.
He was in slow motion going "I can't stop! Don't wanna... Aiiesh!"
Whoa! Nitrous oxide boosters
# Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
God. What is this?
- I'm gonna go get 'em. - Kick ass, Whitey!
Why not? Governor elect.
(Mike screaming)
(Steve) Whoa!
Never move your back row!
Um, I just talked to Charlie, and he's not mad at you any more.
All right!
and we're outta here.
She’s a large American
I'll open the fridge, you hit the lights. bats are attracted to light.
Dibs on Top Wheat IPA
Yeah, yeah. Well, you know it’s kinda easy to create mismatches when you, um
SNAKE!! It looked at me!!
How's the weather out there
# Got no life Got no jive
It's over. It's finished.
Hi. This is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational centre.
Did you get the latest polls?
One, two...
Chris King are you done stirring that Drink or is this some kind of fucking science experiment?
PSST! I’M IN!
Yeah, I did. And I'm gonna be rich,
I guess I was going about 65, tops.
Good night, Mike.
Honey, please don't. Could you get your daddy on the phone?
Yep!
Pleased to meet you! Wow
Just as long as he or she is reliable and helps Mike make a contribution.
Oh, my God.