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NOPE, CAN’T BE TRUE….

The Governor is going to campaign HQ where she'll make her victory speech.

A zeppelin landed on his head, smashing his head clean out of his ass.

Attention, Buckley residents. Voters of all ages, vote for Al Donnelly.

- All right, all right. - Straighten your tie.

You got to fight for your right! to golf!

Don't agree with me. It just pisses me off more.

I'm not a brother. I'm an embarrassment.

Thank you, sir. You've just met Drake Sabitch, a great American soldier.

- All right, pal. What's goin' on here? - You shouldn't play with matches.

- I know what I'm doing. - (moans)

- You know what, I am. Born and raised. - Nope. Can't be true.

They didn't count on me getting here first. Look, get out of here.

Here it is. Voter registration for Garfield County.

Stay strong Jason Meyers

# Eye for an eye

Besides, it gives you the munchies. God knows, I don't need that. Hey!

(tyres screech, kids yell)

# I'm gonna get a job, get a job, get a job

- Excuse me. - You got a little chubby goin' there.

Never do though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari!

Folks, if you're wondering who to vote for, Al Donnelly's the man for the job.

Man, that was weird. That bug was comin' at me, we connected eyes.

- Steve here. - Meet me downstairs in the lobby.

- What in the hell were you thinking? - I'm sorry. I just wanted to talk to you.

I'm not that far from dragging you out of the car and beating you into dust.

I can splatter your cortex or I can explode your heart.

(grunting continues)

I think it's better if we bring the energy down a tad.

Critical Race Theory Summed Up in Two Words…

I'll do anything. Just name it and I'll get started.

My best friends call me "DS."

- Come on, Mother. - Let me help you, sir.

(Mike) OK, listen up. This is serious business.

Get this thing off me! What the hell are you...

A very small jar.

(chuckles nervously)

Please stay strong.

(pees and moans)

So just find someone and give them the assignment... now.

Vote for Donnelly.

(# rock music playing)

Taking him back to Nevada Where he's wanted for bangin' horses

This map is heavy.

Why are you hitting me? Ow! It's gnawing at my skull.

There's only 1,502 voters up in Garfield County.

De-de-de, do-do-do! (laughs)

I have to go home now, little doggies. Nothing for you in this truck. No food.

- But they gained another two points. - We're OK. A lot can be done in a week.

- Oh, I love it. - Why don't you shut up?

between me and your loser brother?

I can't... God!

My best friends call me cash.

Hey, I'm sorry, man. Take your time.

All right, I want a 32 belly option on two, on two. Ready? Break!

Officer... Uhh..jack..Mehoff

# Stacks and stacks of rats on rafts

You take a mop and a broom... Oh!

# Why doesn't anybody need me?

- Here it is. - Of course. This had to be the place.

- Well, did he do it or not? - Kovary, I lean toward the negative.

Whoa, what happened to you? D’you fall into some mud or something?

We're Proud To Have Him As A Voter. - Hold Your Tongue, Wench.

The reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you about the candidacy of Al Donnelly.